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Tara Reid is a Gerbil Pig

September 1, 2005 at 9:00 AM | 0 Comments

Taradise IV

If you could say one word about me it's love...I'm in love with love.

So says a sober Tara Reid.

Last night Tara traveled to the Baths of Aphrodite, where she imparted her first bit of true knowledge on viewers.

You see, Hugh Hefner modeled his Playboy mansion grotto after the baths of Aphrodite according to Mz. Reid, and she would know about these things.

We were then treated to the following scenes:

·   Tara searching her brain for the term "Guinea pig" as she riffs about her love for Greek Mythology.

·   Tara figuring out that "eternal beauty" is not located on the corner of Nip and Tuck in LA, but instead achieved only when one swims three laps around an ancient rock off the coast of Cyprus.

The rest of the show was Tara being Tara. Drinking, eating, and clubbing in Ayia Napa. Man she is a monster when she gets in the zone. Ok, ok, she *still* dances like a three legged cat on hot coals, but hey, remember, Jordan didn't win defensive player of the year until he was well into his career.