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Where Should Rambo Go?

So much for capping off the franchise. After Sylvester Stallone survived the lashings of critics and made a decent amount of money off last year's "Rambo" reboot, he apparently couldn't help going back for more: Stallone confirmed last week that "Rambo V" is in the works and should be released sometime this year.

We know thanks to a few strategic leaks that "Rambo V: A New Brawn" (not its real title) will be filming in Bulgaria, but what should the country stand in for? Marina Hyde of the Guardian (U.K.) newspaper believes he will return to Afghanistan, the setting of 1988's "Rambo III," in which Rambo helps the Mujahideen battle the Soviets. (Spoiler: Stallone drives a tank into a helicopter!)

Then again, his foray last year into Burma didn't solve that country's humanitarian crisis, so maybe he should go back? Other rumors place the movie in Africa, a continent in which he has not yet attacked, or right here in the good ol' USA. (Since the plot may involve John Rambo saving the daughter he never knew he had, she could be among us right now!)

Our pick: Unwinnable war? Unsolvable problem? Please. We need John Rambo taking care of business in Iraq. If he does it right, the film could even double as a 90-minute ad for the Army (with the appropriate endorsement deals). Special cameo by President Obama at the end?

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· Will Rambo return to Afghanistan? [Guardian]
· 2007: Honeymooners Down Under Check Out As Sylvester Stallone and Hormones Check In [HC]
· War on Terrorism Travel: Lonely Planet Cracks Afghanistan [Jaunted]

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Sly Stallone's Customs Hell Culminates in Smuggling Charges

In case you've so far missed all the Rocky jokes on your local news or whatever, let us fill you in: Sylvester Stallone has officially been charged with importing a banned substance into Australia. The substance in question is Jintropin, a human growth hormone. HotelChatter editor Juliana first spotted Sly Down Under on her trip there last month, and she had an eery premonition about the source of his woes. Just look at that face! Would you ever guess it was on HGH?

Thus continues the unofficial celebrity guidebook to where and where not to be a rich, druggie tourist. Sly is more likely to face a fine than jail time, though anything's possible at this point. We've also recently learned, via the beacon of education that is Snoop Dogg, that you could do worse than to get busted in Sweden: he, too, is more likely to face fines than jail time there. But the best advice of all is to just get your fix at home and not be so damn stoopid.

[Photo: This Is London]

Related Stories:
· Has Sly Stallone finally hit rock bottom? [This Is London]
· Stallone Charged with Importing Steroids Down Under [TMZ]
· Honeymooners Down Under Check Out as Sylvester Stallone and Hormones Check In [HotelChatter]
· Snoop Dogg's Arrest: At Least it Wasn't Indonesia [Jaunted]