6/27/2008 at 12:31 PM
Tags: Strippers, Crime, Sex, Buses (all tags)
Police in Miami busted an alleged "brothel bus" packed with prostitutes who offered undercover officers lap dances and blowjobs. The driver, cops say, had a stash of Viagra on hand for customers who needed a boost, while the bus itself had a strip club set up with a G-string clad staff, a full bar and a curtained off VIP room.
The cops paid a $40 cover charge to board the bus where lap dances allegedly cost $20 and oral sex could be had for $100. Admission to the VIP area cost $125. When one of the officers asked what that fee would get him, he was reportedly told:
You'll get your money's worth.
Sounds like Ryanair!
Related Stories:
· "Brothel Bus" Makes Last Stop in Miami Beach [Reuters]
· Police in Florida Put Brakes on Alleged "Brothel Bus" [Guardian]
· The Girls on the Bus [TSG]
[Photo of South Beach: doolittle1989; Inset of alleged madame Christine Morteh: TSG]
by Hunter Walker
6/26/2008 at 12:35 PM
Tags: Golf Travel, Summer Travel, Strippers, Golf (all tags)
Golf is often called a lifelong sport, the kind of athletic activity players can enjoy from 4 to 94. We prefer mini-golf ourselves, but we're sure the kids competing in a junior golf tourney on Monday at the Eagle Trace Golf Club were some sharp shooters. But the 7- to 12-year-olds were a little puzzled when ladies wearing definitely-not-course-friendly attire piled out of limousines and onto their greens.
The women were caddying for a charity tournament held by Denver strip club Shotgun Willie's, which is why they weren't wearing polo shirts and matching madras shorts. Unfortunately, they had started drinking at 8 am and, as one caddy admitted, weren't aware enough of their audience to keep things G-rated.
Course manager Evelyn Koch gave perhaps the best guarantee in history:
I cannot tell you the girls didn't flash out there but it wasn't a free-for-all.
Makes televised golf seem all the more boring, doesn't it?
Related Stories
· Eagle Trace Golf Club [Official Site]
· Youth Golfers Get Blindsided By Boob-Infested Golf Outing [Deadspin]
· Golf coverage [Jaunted]
[Photo of Eagle Trace sans strippers: petercipollone]
by egw
