Did you know according to recent reports, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have made some $3 million jointly from the sale of fake staged photos like this one? The on-and-off couple took Spencer's nieces to Cinderella's Castle and Splash Mountain complete with matching mouse ears.
(Aren't you glad you're catching up on their staged photo op at Disneyland for free on the Internet instead of shelling out to catch a glimpse of Heidi's "I Want More Privacy" T-shirt?)
"The Hills" is filming now and is slated to return in August 2008. Anyone else notice that the seasons are getting longer and closer together? It's like their lives don't count unless we can make fun of them!
Just days before footage would air of them heatedly discussing their "relationship vacation," Heidi and Spencer of "The Hills" were all smiles as they touched down at LAX (the airport, not the club). Is the show fake, or have they smoothed over their differences since it finished shooting? You decide.
We hope our service to Jaunted never mandates that we take a flight, long or short, wearing a glorified onesie such as Montag is sporting. Internet overlords, are you listening?
Previously on "The Hills": Spencer wants Heidi back; Heidi wants Audrina back (as a friend); Audrina wants Lauren's trust back and Lauren wants a sandwich. (Well, probably.)
Heidi, Audrina and Stephanie have a girls' night out at S Bar--which is ruined when Stephanie lets it slip to Spencer and he shows up with his friend Kevin. Spencer goes to the bar and starts to hit on girls, and Heidi gets all steamed and loses her mind. Seriously, she looks at them and asks, "They're taking shots?" FOUR TIMES. Spencer's defense is that he "just wasn't trying to be rude," and besides Heidi goes to clubs all the time.
LC's commentary to Audrina about the night: Stay away from Heidi and Spencer! She should get that put on a T-shirt. (She also offered the titular wisdom about Spencer, suggesting he pays girls to hang out with him. There's a term for that, and it ain't legal in California.)
At work the next day, Heidi asks handmaiden Kimberly, "How can you love and hate someone so much at the same time?" She eventually calls Spencer and asks him to come over to Bolthouse because "We need to talk," but when he shows up he leads with "You made me be single!" and reveals that he interpreted "I need my space" as "We're on a relationship vacation." Now there's a term Dr. Phil needs to steal.
We just happened to be getting the Early Bird special at Katsuya in Brentwood last night when we saw Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag casually walk in.
Spencer was wearing jeans with some embellishment on the back pockets, a black hooded sweatshirt and some bling. We confess he looked better than we thought he would. (Oh no, did we really just say that?)
As for Heidi, it was like 6 pm, so we wouldn't expect her to be all dolled up. She was in a black sweats outfit--you know, the kind that costs $185--and some funky Ugg-like boots with some tassled balls hanging off. And no, we couldn't see an engagement ring from where we were sitting.
Speidi was also eating with some unidentifiable blonde... Maybe Spencer's sister? All three sat at the sushi bar and chatted with some of Katsuya's waiters. They looked like regulars and the sushi chefs were eager to serve them. Thankfully for the rest of us, no crazy paparazzi folk were waiting to pounce outside.
