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Discover the "Real" Russia Amid the Modern Glitz of Moscow
Everybody has their own favorite travel memories, transcendent moments occurring far from home that spawn a new awareness and perspective on life. For me, a snowy trip to Moscow in January, 1993 is one of the fondest, as it was a moment that awakened in me the idea that the world is there for the taking, and all that is needed to visit somewhere exotic is simply to get up and go.
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Insomniac Bears as Irritable as Insomniac Humans
In the interest of public safety and suitable provision of wild bear warnings, we bring you this important information from Russia. In southwest Siberia, global warming or some other quirk of the climate has given the region around Kemerovo an unusually long fall, and the bears who normally begin hibernating in October are still wandering around.
To date no tourists have been caught up in this bear frenzy, but locals are worried about possible attacks on hunters or crops. These insomniac bears are a bit unpredictable: just remember what you feel like when you stay up all night without sleeping, and multiply it by at least a month of waiting.
Seems like nowhere in Europe is safe for travel right now, with the drunken elks in Sweden and mad bears in Russia, and the ever present threat that Germany and Austria could expose another dangerous Bruno the Bear. And you thought terrorists were bad.
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Drinkin' and Stinkin' on the "Vodka Train"
No surprise that you can keep the vodka flowing on the Trans-Siberian Railway. The route isn't famous for its onboard dining, but the various snacks available at service stops get some attention. Dining on the train itself, especially for those who don't speak Russian, is usually relegated to using boiling water for soup cups and other provisions. But we're sure you'll be able to get some vodka easily, and if you're bored enough, you'll more than be able to make a night out of it. Above, travelers on the train enjoy a steady flow of vodka and get drunker and drunker as they go. Air travel may be a little faster, but there's no way they'd let you get trashed like that!
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Ding, Dong, Dostoyevsky's Dead
Museums devoted to just one famous person can clutch at straws a bit for material. A photo there of the house of the neighbor of the celebrity's father at age 6 hangs next to the framed wrapper of the first piece of chewing gum they ate, and so on.
In Russia, a museum devoted to classic writer Fyodor Dostoyevsky doesn't really manage to break this mould, but is worth visiting just the same. The Dostoyevsky Memorial Museum and Flat in St Petersburg features, as is reasonable, original manuscripts from many of his novels, newspaper clippings and pictures explaining his narrow escape from death by firing squad and displays of some of the rooms of his flat as they were when he lived there from 1878 to 1881.
But to fill the flat other sentimental objects are needed which round out the character of the man, as the museum curators would say. You'll find short notes from his children ("Papa, please give us sweets"), an old hat protected by a big glass bubble, unused papers and most tragically, the very pencil stub he was writing with the day he died.
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Watch Out! Siberia's Melting
Where's the coldest place on earth? The North and South Poles probably rate a mention, but so does Siberia. There's one small problem, though: it's melting. Despite the fact that over 6 million square miles of Russia is permafrost--to make that clear, permanent frost--Siberia seems to be thawing out.
The facts are pretty scary. In the last thirty years, satellite photos prove that the total areas of lakes in Siberia have increased by some 12 percent. So animals are on the move, houses are sinking and, worst of all, this whole process is releasing massive amounts of methane gas, five times more than scientists predicted.
Two lessons: try not to add to methane emissions if you're traveling through Russia; and book your Siberian trip before it's all just one big puddle.
[Photo: C_ONO_R]
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Russia's Big Bang
Tourism in Vladivostok, Russia, is largely based around Chinese and Japanese visitors--these countries are, after all, nearby--but intrepid Western travelers love it as the romantic end (or start) of the Trans-Siberian railway. In Russia it's better known as a naval base and port, and most of the sightseeing centers on its pivotal role in sea trade and defense.
If you're in need of a good solid frightening from a very loud noise, then the place for you is this somewhat desolate part of Far Eastern Russia. Get yourself to Vladivostok's Fortress Museum at midday and you'll successfully have your wits scared out of you when a canon fires a blast much louder than it looks like it should be. If it doesn't deafen you, you'll hear the Chinese tourists cheering. Kind of crazy, since defending itself against China was one of the reasons Vladivostok built this fortress in the first place.
[Photo: samuelgagnondotcom]
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More Vodka, Please
When we've reported on Latvia before, it's been for worthy and decent tourism reasons like promoting a visit to Riga's Occupation Museum. This decency is all about to change.
Recently in Russia, workers digging holes to plant trees hit a pipe. A common-enough occurrence, until they discovered the pipe was filled with homemade vodka. And this spirited spirit was heading over the border into Latvia. Incredibly, this wasn't even the first such pipe to be found. Nobody's quite sure who's responsible--this pipe ran between two empty, rented houses--but the Russians have turned off the pipeline, anyway. We suppose there are a few thirsty Latvians this week.
[Photo: m_y_eda]
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Post-Perestroika Prophylactic Preservation
Visitors to Moscow usually have a few key objectives: to sneak around the Kremlin, step foot on Red Square and pay a visit to Lenin's Mausoleum. Looking at dead guys is a strange branch of tourism, but there's some morbid fascination that brings the crowds in.
Each year, Lenin takes a short break from being on view, and this year it's longer than usual. From November 10 to December 26, Lenin'll be on a prophylactic break, according to the Russian tourist board. Some special biochemical procedures will spruce up the old fellow, and they say that with the right regular treatment his body will survive at least another 100 years. A pity, though, as all he really wanted was to be buried in St Petersburg. But he's not around to change anybody's mind, and we are, so get into Moscow fast, or wait til the post-Christmas viewing to see the waxy face and maybe a new suit.
[Photo: phdstudent]
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Please ... Or You'll Burn in Hell
We might not always agree with the approach the Russian government takes to solving its society's problems, but we have to agree that their ideas are original.
Last week we told you about the fake beggars being used to turn potential gambling addicts away from an all-consuming life in casinos. This week, news comes that the Russian government is tackling the corruption problem they admit is rife in the country with scare tactics. A new brochure trying to discourage Russians from taking bribes warns people that to do so will lead them to "burn in the flames of hell."
We prefer the strategy some bank-robbers in Kyrgyzstan used this week. It's gentler than threatening the flames of hell, and involves some relaxing hypnotizing instead. The exact nature of their tactics wasn't revealed--a pity--but somehow they persuaded two different bank tellers to hand over money without noticing. We're not saying you shouldn't travel to Russia, but do keep an eye out for flames and gently-spoken balaclava-wearers.
[Photo: Dr King Bertt]
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The New Beggars of Moscow
If you're traveling through Moscow soon and get the impression the city's getting poorer, it might all be part of an elaborate social campaign. Casinos are now allowed to open inside the city, and the Moscow City Council is afraid of the results when locals start to get addicted to gambling.
What to do? Of course, hire a bunch of actors to play beggars outside casinos. The idea is that these beggars should tell prospective gamblers a tale of woe: "I was a high-paid exec until I gambled, and look at me now" kind of stories. Ten points for originality, but let's wait and see how it works.
[Image via spinksy71/Flickr]
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Russians: Terrible Drivers, Flexible Lovers
We've experienced our own hair-raising moments in automobiles on Russian roads. When we had a driver merrily telling us that 15 minutes of the nightly news was devoted to car accidents from the local area--as he overtook on a hill and a curve without indicating--we couldn't act surprised. But now it's official: Russians are really, really bad drivers.
At a minimum, they're the worst in Europe. A recent poll established that 36% of Russians regularly break speed limits, 30% admit to having driven drunk, and 23% of them think nothing of overtaking in a zone where it's not allowed.
Scariest, however, is the result that 25% of Russians claim to have had sex while driving. We'd like to see the stats for Jaunted readers but can't imagine that a quarter of all the people we know have managed this feat. Who would've thought the Russians were such passionate drivers?
[Image via djstoker/Flickr]
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Espionage, Elton John, and Forks at the Hermitage
Back in the late 1700s, Catherine the Great's massive shopping spree for expensive art collections might've seemed a touch greedy and excessive to the millions of Russians living at or below the poverty line. OK, even today it seems a bit excessive, but the result is the dramatic gallery which is St Petersburg's State Hermitage Museum. Housed in the old Tsars' Winter Palace, the selection ranges from ancient Egyptian artifacts through European impressionists like Monet and Matisse and the full history of Russian art. Despite the fact that the Hermitage museum complex is made up of 1,057 rooms, it's not too hard to spot the Golden Room where Elton John once held a concert: It's the one that's really, really golden.
The Hermitage was in the news this month after Russian police revealed that a curator (who mysteriously died when checks into this problem began) had stolen and sold masses of jewelry, silverware and religious icons. Poor security and outdated record-keeping systems got the blame, along with the low salary museum staff receive. Now if you follow the curator's style and feel the entry fee is too high, you'd grab a small golden or silver souvenir on your way out to even the score. But we wouldn't encourage that sort of thing, of course.
[Image via Daniel Brennwald/Flickr]
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