Rental Car Hell: A Broken Window on a Rainy Day in Pennsylvania

Every travel story we have is usually a long complicated story and this one is no different. But for your sake we are going to make it short.
The past week we've been hanging on the East Coast, reviewing hotels, attending weddings and catching up with family. Our "travel buddy"/husband was along for the trip when at the last-minute he found out he needed to be in Pennsylvania for work on Monday. And thus he needed to rent a car.
By this point, we had left NYC and were chilling in the rain-soaked 'burbs of NJ. Noticing an Enterprise Rent-A-Car nearby, we headed inside to see what they had to offer.

