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Prithee, Wench, Does Thy Ren Faire Suck?
February 14, 2006 at 8:22 AM | 0 Comments
Bad News Hughes payeth a visit to the local Ren Faire, and it ain't all that pretty:
You know what else I noticed about the [goshdurn Ren] Faire? . . . . You think you're going to see a couple of knights have a good old-timey duel and the next thing you know two pirates, three clerics, a squire, a dungeon master and the queen disguised as a handmaiden have all run in to labor over some point of exposition and drastically reduce the amount of time the dudes in the armor spend whacking each other with fake swords. Hey, nerds -- I'm sorry your community theater production of Our Town isn't as fulfilling as you want it to be, but I'm totally calling bullshit.
Related Stories:
· Ye Olde Diary of Indignities [Bad News Hughes]
· Ren Faire Intro [Renfaire.com]
· Directorie of Ren Faires
