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Even Lindsay Lohan Has to Spread 'Em for TSA Pat-Downs

April 11, 2013 at 2:58 PM | by | Comments (0)

Trouble really does follow Lindsay Lohan everywhere, including the line at airport security.

According to TMZ, Lindsay was pulled aside at New York-JFK airport yesterday for a "very thorough, very hands-on security pat-down."

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Air New Zealand Kills Off Their Viral Video Puppet. Literally.

December 5, 2011 at 2:04 PM | by | Comment (1)

Air New Zealand's new viral media campaign asks fans and followers to solve the murder of Rico, their obnoxious creepster of a puppet, by playing an online game.

The rat-like character, you'll remember, had been slowly making the transition merely sleazy to borderline rapey over a series of videos. Apparently the airline's creatives ran out of ideas, so they killed him.

The game is a Clue knockoff in which players are asked to determine which celebrity killed Rico where with what etc etc. The story is that Rico was killed at a Hollywood house-warming party, and so many of his former interviewees apparently make appearances. There's also some kind of prize which includes economy airfare to LA, a hotel stay, Universal Studios and Disney vouchers, and some other stuff. We're unsure whether "not playing the game at all" because "you really don't care" makes you eligible, but the rules and conditions spell everything out.

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Lindsay Lohan Stars Opposite Air New Zealand's Creepy Puppet Rico. Hilarity Ensues.

August 2, 2011 at 11:30 AM | by | Comments (3)

By our count this is the third or fourth round of viral Air New Zealand ads with their overtly sexual spokespuppet Rico, and the second time we're posting about him. The first time around we dubbed him a creepster, awarded him no points, and asked God to have mercy not only on his soul, but also on the souls of the creatives who did the ads and the focus group participants who found the videos funny.

The overarching concept is that Rico keeps talking about how awesome New Zealand is, except he explains himself by saying dirty things like "I love her bush—it's amazing," "I can feel her wind—she's blowing you," and "you can lick the crack." Get it? Because he's a felt hand puppet with fangs, but he says things that are sexual. How could this idea get any better, you might wonder. By having Lindsay Lohan guest star opposite Rico. Obviously.

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Lindsay Lohan's California Rehab Center Isn't the One with Surfing and Yoga

August 3, 2010 at 1:31 PM | by | Comments (0)

Lindsay Lohan may have been released from jail yesterday after serving only 2 weeks of her sentence, but it hasn't been smooth sailing for the actress since. Yesterday, she was ordered to go straight to rehab from jail (no stops at home) and instead of staying at the posh Morningside Recovery Center, she was sent to the UCLA Medical Center Rehab.

Apparently, Lindsay's drug of choice is methamphetamine, which she has been getting in the prescription form Desoxyn from various doctors around the country. The judge ordered LiLo to 90 days in rehab and claims to have made the last-minute switch to UCLA for "security reasons".

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Lindsay Lohan Can't Travel Thanks to Her New SCRAM Anklet

May 28, 2010 at 2:00 PM | by | Comments (0)

After dodging jail time last week, Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles with a new accessory. On Monday, LiLo spent the day in court where she was ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring SCRAM ankle bracelet which will restrict her from leaving LA.

In Lohan's defense, her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, told the judge that the travel restriction would negatively effect her career as she was suppose to travel to Texas to film a movie titled Machete. The judge had little sympathy for Lohan and, little did she know, Machete wrapped weeks ago. But, that doesn't mean the Texas story was a total lie. Lindsay was reportedly offered the role of "Lieutenant Peterson" in a project produced by the recently coiffed Willie Nelson called, The Dry Gulch Kid, which would shoot in Texas.

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Lindsay Lohan Dodges Jail Time Despite Stolen Passport

May 21, 2010 at 8:30 AM | by | Comments (0)

There are some things you can always count on, the sun will rise, the tides will change, and Lindsay Lohan will be surrounded by some kind of drama. In this week's incident, Lindsay, who is in France promoting her latest role as porn star Linda Loveless at the Cannes Film Festival, reported her passport stolen. But, she never bothered to request a new one which meant she was turned away from her flight back to the U.S. on Tuesday.

According to the U.S. Embassy, Lindsay faxed a copy of her passport to their Paris embassy but had not officially requested a new one which involves all sorts of paperwork and red tape.

It’s the timing of the incident that has some people raising an eyebrow over Lindsay's story. The actress was scheduled to be in a Los Angles court on Thursday morning but couldn’t get out of France to make the mandatory hearing. She was suppose to give a "progress report" on her probation from her prior arrests on drug and alcohol charges.

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La Lohan Heads To India To Save Children And Talk Politics

Where: India
December 10, 2009 at 10:34 AM | by | Comments (0)

Lindsay Lohan's apparently busy saving lives this week, taking a break from ruining her own. The Mean Girls star/trainwreck is currently in India making a documentary about the trafficking of women and children for the BBC and, according to a recent tweet, she has already saved 40 children! Yesterday, she exclaimed, "Over 40 children saved so far… Within one day’s work. This is what life is about… Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!"

A Hindu stateman, Rajan Zed, advised Lindsay to take a dip in the holy Ganges if she really wants to change her ways. Zed said, "Lindsay Lohan should rediscover herself by taking a dip in the holy Ganges. It is believed that bathing in the sacred Ganges purifies one of all sin and its waters confer immortality." But, Lindsay hasn't taken him up on the offer yet. She's been way too busy saving lives and debating political issues. She just tweeted, "Having a heated debate w/ my security guard about politics & I'm seconds from leaving my table! Never debate over dinner!! You'll leave hungry."

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Interrogated at Customs in Canada

Where: Montreal, QC, Canada
May 8, 2009 at 8:46 AM | by | Comments (0)

Lindsay Lohan may have taken one of Jaunted's ideas for a vacation to heal her soul but she's obviously not dedicated to making it work.

Just last week, she headed up to Montreal to host a gig at a nightclub. Remember Lilo, it works if you work it.

However, her trip through customs in Canada didn't go quite as planned. While we usually get admonished for having our cell phones out or for not having our passports ready quick enough, Lindsay Lohan was actually "hauled into a backroom by border staff" at the Montreal Airport.

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Lindsay Lohan Takes Jaunted Travel Advice and Heads to Hawaii

April 29, 2009 at 4:33 PM | by | Comments (0)

Dear Lindsay, We'd like to thank you for perusing our options for the Five Vacations to Heal Your Soul. Your decision to pick option #2, Maui, Hawaii, has been lauded throughout the office (currently made-up of one afternoon editor and a napping French bulldog.)

However, instead of going on a yoga retreat like we suggested it seems you have made friends with the male owner of several-area internet cafes. Ugh. But whatever gets you out of LA and out of stalking Samantha Ronson, we guess we'll be cool with.

One more thing before you go rock-climbing again--you know what would really enrich your travel experience? Twittering it for us and perhaps doing a couple of videos a la Shira Lazar? You know, show us what you got. And hey, you can put it on your reel under "Recent Work."

Related Stories:
· Lindsay Lohan spends, suns in Hawaii after Samantha Ronson split [NY Daily News]
· Five Vacations That Will Heal Lindsay Lohan's Soul [Jaunted]
· Lindsay Lohan Breaks Out the Bikini [Just Jared]

[Photo: Just Jared]

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Five Vacations That Will Heal Lindsay Lohan's Soul

April 7, 2009 at 12:36 PM | by | Comments (9)

Dearest Lindsay. Girl, you need to pull yourself together. You are heartbroken, broke, out of work and your ex-girlfriend might have taken a restraining order out against you. But you are still a beautiful and (when not crazy) talented actress. Recapping your "Mean Girls" height of fame is totally doable again.

Right now, you need to disconnect from the world and restore some sanity to your life. Don't worry, Jaunted is here to hold your hand!

Here are Five Vacations That Will Heal Your Soul.

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Lohan, Unafraid Of Patriot Act, Pitches Fit On Delta

February 3, 2009 at 8:45 AM | by | Comments (2)

It's so, so hard to be Lindsay Lohan. But we'd sure love to get away with the tantrum she pulled Saturday morning when she was mistakenly booked in a coach seat for her Delta Airlines flight out of Tampa.

Lohan accompanied girlfriend Samantha Ronson to her DJ gig at the ESPN Magazine NEXT Party Friday night, but didn't bother staying for the game. When she discovered she was in the cheap seats for the overbooked flight, Lohan stomped and swore, telling someone she was with (possibly Ronson) to visit her in coach "in case I die," according to FOX News. Soon after that, a seat "magically" opened up for the squeaky wheel.

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Celebrities Invade Tampa for Super (Bowl) Exposure

February 2, 2009 at 12:00 PM | by | Comments (2)

For your favorite celebrities, last night's Super Bowl XLIII between the Steelers and the Cardinals was really just the hangover brunch to a weekend of nonstop partying.

On Friday night Lindsay Lohan looked bored while girlfriend Samantha Ronson DJ'd with Benji and Joel Madden at the ESPN the Magazine Next Party in a downtown Tampa tent. (They later ran into Brody Jenner and girlfriend at the Maxim party in Ybor City.) Meanwhile, Paris Hilton showed off a new haircut at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino while M.C. Hammer, star of last night's Cash4Gold.com ads, mugged on the red carpet.

On Saturday, "Gossip Girl"'s Chace Crawford, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley faced off against Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian and their stepbro Brody Jenner in the DirecTV Celebrity Beach Bowl. Kim Kardashian was MIA for the game, probably because she was off prepping for the night's Leather and Laces Party, where she mugged for the cameras with co-hosts Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra. And Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, who just discovered Twitter, live-tweeted their attendance at The Giving Back Fund's "Big Game-Big Give" event in South Tampa, which provides guidance to entertainers who want to start their own charities. That's how we know that he pulled a stray hair out of her nose. Ew?

But there was one star everyone wanted to see, and she didn't even make the parties: Jennifer Hudson made her first public appearance since the tragic murders of her mother, brother and nephew in order to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" before the game. There wasn't a dry eye in the house -- and that was before the 100-yard interception!

Related Stories:
· Arash Markazi: Super Bowl Party Report [SI.com]
· Five Super Bowl Parties To Watch Instead of The Game [Jaunted]
· Celeb Travel coverage [Jaunted]

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