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IM Incest: Lance Bass at the A-House in P-Town

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what your thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

Jaunted: Jaunted hit P*Town hard last weekend. During the start of Bear Week.

HotelChatter: Did you know lance bass and his "boyfriend" were hanging out in Ptwon this week. It is one of the guys from Amazing Race.

Jaunted: Lance Bass is on the downlow?

HotelChatter: Reichen or something.

Jaunted: So Lance Bass likes bears?

HotelChatter: i don't think reichen is a bear. he's too waxed and pretty to be a bear.

Jaunted: Well they also had Leather and Chrome Night this week in P*Town.

HotelChatter: i love this line:

Lance was seen riding his bicycle around town, looking for Reichen, who had gone missing

Jaunted: Oh my, just read on ABC News that Lance was at Atlantic House in P*Town--they call that the A*House. Seriously -- this all means nothing--Lance wants to be an astronaut dammit. Plus, it is Chip & Reichen--not Lance & Reichen.

HotelChatter: Chip & Reichen broke up a long time ago.

Jaunted: Chip & Reichen broke up? Yeah right. Next you are going to tell me Eric & Jeremy broke up. Damn you. You can't believe anything you read on the Internet--didn't ABC once publish Sharon Osbourne's obit--and I am semi sure she is still alive.

HotelChatter: You still believe he is straight don' t you.

Jaunted: I just long for a simpler time, when Lance Bass was just a fair haired boy who dreamed of going to space with the Russians.

HotelChatter:Russian men.

Jaunted: This chat is over.


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IM Incest: Sleepful in Las Vegas

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you.  We know what your thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

Jaunted: so the Jaunted crew has been all over lately--Belgium, Memphis, Brazil, and this weekend Alex is going to P'town, andew sullivan country

HotelChatter: Jaunted is jaunting around the world. Hopefully i will have some jaunty things for you next week about vegas

Jaunted: where are you staying again?

HotelChatter: The Venetian. I want to bring my own pillow though. i love the hotel but those pillows are horrible. they are really hard and thin.

Jaunted: and no belgian chocolate on top i am guessing

HotelChatter: no, but you can get an "ice cream pedicure" in the hotel's canyon ranch spa

Jaunted: ah. sweet. are you going to party or chill?

HotelChatter: i am doing it granny-style. i got tix to the new cirque du soleil show, LOVE and celine dion. i hope to be in bed by 12 both nights. so i can get up early and hit the slots.

Jaunted: nickel slots of course. no risky wheel of fortune for you.

HotelChatter: i don't think venetian has nickel slots. wheel of fortune is a guaranteed money-maker though.

Jaunted: right. you will have to get on a shuttle bus downtown, with the rest of the grannies.

HotelChatter: yup!

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IM Incest with HotelChatter

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what your thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

HotelChatter: i did learn a lot about some travel trends, like the Boeing Dreamliner. It's sooo dreamy that your butt is going to have a whole 17 inches of seat cushion!

Jaunted: wow, that's made for americans, finally

HotelChatter: the planes will have LED lighting, and a remote control for the windows that the stewardesses will control. plus there will be windows in the bathroom. so you and birds can poop together.

Jaunted: there's a bathroom where cracking the window is a poor idea

HotelChatter: then i got to peek into the aloft hotel a go-go trailer. its this thing that goes cross-country hyping aloft hotels. it was cool, but they had a big jar of hershey's chocolate bars and they didn't offer me one.

Jaunted: i'm more excited about the aloft convenience stores that they are opening in the lobbies

HotelChatter: the guy who invented the Sling Box was also at the T+L event. he was a panelist during the daytime seminar where they talked about innovative trailblazers. , this sling box thing allows you to take what's on your TiVO and put it on your computer or you iPod i think. i still use an eight-track for my music.

Jaunted: Perfect for sports fans abroad. Or spice channel enthusiasts.

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