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"I Guess This Is What We Deserve for Being Little Crybabies"

Where: Costa Rica
June 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM | by | ()

Well we're in to week two of the Speidi quit-a-thon, and Spencer and Heidi have said goodbye to "I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here" for the third, and apparently final time. Last night we got an inside peak at the couples' alleged torture session in the Costa Rican jungle; they spent a night in the spider-infested "lost chamber" as punishment for their first attempt to quit the show, but Heidi couldn't take it and had to be flown to San Jose to seek medical treatment.

Although don't let it be said their trip was all for naught—Spencer admitted Costa Rica was worth the trek because he did get baptized in the river by Stephen Baldwin—they did get the exposure they wanted. Spencer even admitted, "I guess this is what we deserve for being little crybabies." And for the first time, America agreed with Spencer Pratt.

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Costa Rican Jungle To Speidi: Please Get Out Of Here

June 8, 2009 at 9:38 AM | by | ()

Reportedly, Heidi Pratt spent the weekend in a Costa Rican hospital after being “tortured” on the set of "I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here". According to TMZ, she was "convulsively throwing up" after she and new husband Spencer Pratt were held in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. Cast members told TMZ, “It was designed as punishment because they left the show.”

Now, sources from the show and its production company are coming forward saying the allegations that "The Hills" stars were tortured are absolutely not true.

A source told MSN:

They were not kept in a torture chamber. They quit the show on June 1st; they stayed in a hotel for all of three days until they begged to be allowed back. On June 4th they entered the Lost Chamber at approximately 4:30 p.m. local time, and stayed until 6:30 a.m. the next day. That’s 14 hours. Not days, like is being alleged.

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"I Wanna Go Back to the Hills"

Where: Costa Rica
June 2, 2009 at 9:02 AM | by | ()

The D-Listers (and let's be honest, a few sub-D-listers) parachuted into the Costa Rican Jungle last night for the debut episode of "I'm Spencer Pratt, Make Me Stop Talking." Errr, "I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here."

While we're in it mostly for the glamour shots of volcanoes and iguanas, we have to admit it's hard not to enjoy watching Patti Blagojevich getting whisked away by a rapid river and Janice Dickinson doused with unidentified "jungle slime." But a few distractions aside, the first episode was, unsurprisingly, all about our old friends Heidi and Spencer.

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Travel Advisory: D-List Celebs to Descend on Costa Rica Next Week

Where: Costa Rica
May 29, 2009 at 10:12 AM | by | ()

Sick and tired of recessionomics and staycations, America is in dire need of distraction by a good D-Listy celebrity travel show, and boy is NBC coming through for us.

Starting next week, the new season of I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here will air live from the Costa Rican jungle, with viewers getting to choose which harrowing challenges to dump on what looks like the most villainous reality show cast yet.

Heidi and Spencer from The Hills will be conniving against American Idol's Sanjaya, Stephen Baldwin, Lou Diamond Phillips, wrestler Torrie Wilson, retired basketball star John Salley and Janice "I'll go on any reality show" Dickinson. The last addition to the cast is Patti Blagojevich, the former first lady of Illinois, who filled in for her disgraced husband Rod when a judge ruled he couldn’t leave the country, even for as important a matter as this.

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'There Was Only One Bed'

April 28, 2009 at 9:31 AM | by | ()

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Previously: Heidi set unrealistic expectations for her relationship with Spencer based on high school boyfriend Colby; Audrina looked to Brody for comfort after the 18,000th implosion of her relationship with Justinbobby.

Vacation, all they ever wanted! LC and the girls crash Brody's boys' trip to the Turtle Bay Resort on Oahu, and there are shots, and there is a hot tub, and whoops! Then there is cheatin'! Stephanie makes sure to bring up that Audrina is, like, totally single, just when she's sitting next to Brody who has complimented her on her one piece. Sorry, did we just accidentally turn on a print issue of YM?

Later, Audrina tells the group she's always had a little crush on B., who seems to take this in indifferently until they have a late-night chat in his room where he tells her "I don't want it to be awkward between us," but if they wanted to hook up, "feelings are feelings." Really, Brody? Because I'm tempted to stick you in the Spencer Pratt Honorary Coffin of Pathetic One-Liners.

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Heidi And Spencer, Actually Married This Time

April 27, 2009 at 9:32 AM | by | ()

We know you were just hanging onto your monitors all weekend to find out: After three years, 800 fights and two near-misses, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt actually tied the knot this weekend in a Pasadena church, and they made sure everyone was watching.

The bride wore Monique Lhuillier and Neil Lane jewels and walked down the aisle behind her sister Holly, a featured character on "The Hills" who once tried to make Heidi choose between her and Spencer. Both sets of parents were also in attendance and US that Lauren Conrad herself showed, although surely MTV is keeping that detail under its veil before the wedding's inevitable airing on "The Hills"' fifth season. Other visitors from the Hillsiverse: Brody and girlfriend Jayde, Frankie, Audrina, Lo and straight from "Laguna Beach," Kristin Cavallari.

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Heidi And Spencer To Wed This Weekend in Pasadena

Where: 1757 N Lake Ave. [map], Pasadena, CA, United States
April 22, 2009 at 9:00 AM | by | ()

Break out the extra-special flashbulbs: The celebrity couple we love to hate is tying the knot -- again. They went through with it in Mexico then chickened out in Beverly Hills on the finale of last season's "Hills,", but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag must be serious about their relationship now, because they've accidentally-on-purpose leaked the church where the wedding they've been held to all and sundry. Guess that couples' counseling made them develop faster than a one-hour photo machine.

It's amazing that the two have enough time to plan a wedding, leak Heidi's latest single to the Internets, shoot annoying photos and cast a crop of girls for their new reality series. Currently called "American Girls," the show announced its ungodly presence in the form of flyers last week on the USC campus. We can only assume it's a "Tough Love"-style self-improvement show, because who doesn't want to take advice from these two goons?

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'I'm Just Content With Myself... For Once'

April 21, 2009 at 8:43 AM | by | ()

Find some great places not to run into your ex-boyfriend with our Hills Season 5 Map.

Previously: Stephanie has the Worst Job Interview Ever; Spencer got sketchy with the bartendress, and Audrina -- hey, remember her? -- contemplated committing to JustinBobby again.

So, Audrina. We haven't seen much of her for the past few weeks, apparently because she's been ending it with JustinBobby offscreen. She tells LC at a wing place called Big Wangs (no, really) where they used to go meet guys that she wants to stay out of a relationship for a while, that she's happy -- but on group outings she's still kind of moping in a corner.

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"I Told Her To Put On Pants"

April 14, 2009 at 9:18 AM | by | ()

Looking for a place to meet your skank bartendress on the side where your girlfriend can't find you? Look no further than our Hills Season 5 Map.

Previously: Heidi crashed LC's birthday party on a boat and then confronted a bartendress about Spencer's wandering eye (if not hands -- yet); LC blamed Stephanie for dragging her into it.

Clearly, she didn't stay away long enough: Heidi returned to the Hills this week from Colorado, but Spencer didn't miss her nearly enough to stop acting like a major jerk. After accusing Heidi of being a hypocrite because she happened to see her high school boyfriend back home, Spencer went out with his boys to the new hot club H.Wood and met Stacie and her girls there. Much joking about requesting "Pour Some Sugar On Me" to get the girls on the bar ensued. (Which, seriously? What is this, "Rock of Love"?)

Spencer must have extremely predictable taste, because Heidi and Stephanie, out having dinner and bitching, were able to find him right away. During the ensuing confrontation, Heidi played the extreme damsel in distress, while Stephanie came out swinging at Stacie, calling her a slut and inquiring as to the location of various items of her clothing.

Meanwhile, the Stephster had what has to have been the worst job interview ever at People's Revolution. When Kelly Cutrone asked LC to find her an intern to pick up some of the slack that slacker Whitney left behind, LC turned to Stephanie even though she apparently already had an internship. Hilarity ensued: Not only did Stephanie lie about knowing French and profess ignorance of mail merge, she told Kelly that her ultimate goal was to have her own handbag line. May we suggest "Catbags by Stephanie Pratt"?

In her infinite wisdom, Kelly took her on anyway but said LC would have to fire her if it didn't work out. In Kelly's words, "The interview was such a folly that she could be genius." We can't wait for her book on success.

Next week: Speidi goes to therapy and the future catbag designer messes up at work (already?!)

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'It's Her Party And I'll Do Tequila Shots If I Want To'

April 7, 2009 at 11:42 AM | by | ()

Admit it, you missed the crazy ladies of "The Hills"! So did we. After you've checked out our recap of this double episode, don't forget to pick up your own skank bartendress at our Hills Season 5 Map.

Previously on The Hills: Heidi and Spencer almost got married but at the last minute decide to wait so Heidi could reconcile with her family. LC and Heidi found themselves in the same room without fighting for the first time in forever. Whitney moved to New York and Spinoffville, and Audrina committed to making her relationship work with JustinBobby.

Hey, it's LC's birthday! Her friends are throwing a special surprise party on a boat, and Stephanie decides to invite Heidi to come along. (Lo and Audrina decided not to; Audrina isn't even inviting JustinBobby! But where will all the drama come from?)

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I Don't Want That... Feeling

December 23, 2008 at 8:45 AM | by | ()

Previously: Whitney moved to New York City for her own show, er, for her Australian man and new job; Heidi and Spencer got pre-divorced. This season, "I almost lost one friend over a boy and one friend over a rumor..." Oh, remember Duh Doug? Those were the days.

It's the season finale, so for once we're doing this in order instead of creatively rearranging it. (What? It's Christmas!) Heidi's at work preparing for the SLS Hotel opening where she manages to casually drop in that, while her coworker was on vacation in Kona, she was on vacation in Mexico... and got hitched. Brent Bolthouse's expression is priceless.

LC and Lo are going to the SLS Hotel opening party too, even though they're apprehensive about running into Heidi. But that totally won't happen, right? Hmm...

Meanwhile, JustinBobby is taking Audrina to a swank hotel, where they are drinking. Oh noes! Another wedding?! (Spot the major continuity error where the happy couple is whizzing down the street and JustinBobby's muscle shirt magically appears as soon as they step into the hotel.)

Heidi's mom magically stops by the apartment to hear if, you know, she and Spencer have anything going on. About anything. Naturally, she tries to put on a brave face for Heidi but she's really upset that she doesn't get to be a part of her daughter's wedding. We have to say--Momzilla? Yoo hoo? But Spencer actually looks like he's listening a little bit, so maybe the crying works on him.

As seen in last week's preview, JustinBobby gives Audrina a ring... a piece of metal that looks like a very cheap key ring, which he puts on her finger right after taking it out of his mouth. Romantic! It's not a proposal, though, as much as the screaming banshees of "The Hills Aftershow" at Tavern on the Green would have it so. (And seriously, girls: What? We're still bitter because our invites were lost in the mail, but really, you're encouraging this unholy union?)

Finally, at the party, Heidi and Lauren talk face to face for the first time in what feels like forever. Wow, it's as awkward as if they broke up! Heidi even asks Lauren if she's working out. They don't close the door to getting back together, but they don't seem to have anything in common now.

And speaking of Heidi, despite her mom forbidding them to make it legal, Spence and Heidz are off to the courthouse with Stephanie in tow as the witness. Only--and this was the one surprise of the hour--they don't actually get married. At the last second, Spencer dramatically pulls back and he declares that he wants to do the wedding right and make peace with her family. So if two morons say wedding vows to each other in a foreign country, do we care any more?

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Heidi and Spencer's Wedding: What Kind Of Fakery Is This?

December 18, 2008 at 9:15 AM | by | ()

This week's "Hills" had us all watching Spencer and Heidi's drunken beachside ceremony on Spence's video camera. While it seems pretty clear that one cannot just decide on a whim to wed in a foreign country requiring birth certificates and blood tests, clips from next week's episode show the terrible two making it legal. Or are they?

No less august a source than the Associated Press is on the case, discovering that MTV shot in a Beverly Hills courtroom after hours--but a judge was not present. They haven't filed in LA County either, although that's less telling since they could get married anywhere in the state. Maybe there ought to be a punishment for going through with a fake wedding on reality TV... say, for instance, being stuck married to the guy for life, Heidi. Some Patron with that?

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