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There are plenty of good reasons to drive fast. Wife in the backseat going into labor? Late for an appointment? Got a lead foot? All are pretty legit excuses.

If you get pulled over for doing 100 in a 60 mph zone in Eastern Ontario, don't blame the goats, or lack therof. A Swiss man, who was cited for just such an offense, said he was speeding because Canadian roads (unlike those in Switzerland) are enjoyablly goat-free, and this allowed him to open up the throttle like never before. He was still fined $330 for being a baaa-d driver.

Sorry, we couldn't resist.

[Image via kitakitts/Flickr]
 
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