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'There Was Only One Bed'

April 28, 2009 at 9:31 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Get some benefits from that friend with our Hills Season 5 Map.

Previously: Heidi set unrealistic expectations for her relationship with Spencer based on high school boyfriend Colby; Audrina looked to Brody for comfort after the 18,000th implosion of her relationship with Justinbobby.

Vacation, all they ever wanted! LC and the girls crash Brody's boys' trip to the Turtle Bay Resort on Oahu, and there are shots, and there is a hot tub, and whoops! Then there is cheatin'! Stephanie makes sure to bring up that Audrina is, like, totally single, just when she's sitting next to Brody who has complimented her on her one piece. Sorry, did we just accidentally turn on a print issue of YM?

Later, Audrina tells the group she's always had a little crush on B., who seems to take this in indifferently until they have a late-night chat in his room where he tells her "I don't want it to be awkward between us," but if they wanted to hook up, "feelings are feelings." Really, Brody? Because I'm tempted to stick you in the Spencer Pratt Honorary Coffin of Pathetic One-Liners.

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Traveling The Globe Instead Of Getting Globes

January 12, 2009 at 8:30 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Miss the big party? Why not? While Hollywood got all glammed up for the Golden Globes, some stars opted to stay away--but not stay home.

The choice was easy for Victoria Beckham, who schlepped her brood of boys to the Colosseum in Rome to have them pose with some gladiators. And surprisingly, "The Hills"' Audrina Partridge, herself not a nominee either, chose Cabo--but she didn't end up getting married on a whim there.

Mischa Barton continued her attempt to be more like us by posting bikini pictures of herself in the Indian beach getaway Goa. But Steve Martin probably didn't want those photos of himself bodysurfing in St. Barts to get out. Ditto with Rihanna, who covered her face to hide a rumored cold sore while out shopping in Dublin, Ireland on tour.

Ironically, it was the Super World Travelers who set their course for La-La Land--nominees Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took home no prizes except each other. And Pitt's mustache.

Big winners Sunday night at the Globes were "Slumdog Millionaire" and "Vicky Cristina Barcelona," which nabbed prizes for best drama and best musical or comedy. Kate Winslet snagged two acting awards for her lead role in "Revolutionary Road" and supporting role in "The Reader"; Mickey Rourke, Sally Hawkins and the late Heath Ledger were also honored. But everyone at the water cooler will be talking about how "The Wrestler" director Darren Aronofsky flipped off the cameras faster than NBC was able to blur it during Rourke's speech. Oh no! The children!

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"Disgusting And Embarrassing"

December 2, 2008 at 8:45 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Previously: Spencer turned his back on his flesh and blood like a cold blooded gangsta. And for once, we agreed with JustinBobby when he called the rumor about him hooking up with LC "fictitious."

So Audrina is still upset that Lauren is upset... because she accused her of being a woman of loose morals. (That's right, it's Jane Austen week on "The Hills"!) And JustinBobby is still upset that Audrina believed "Dino," the rumormonger who should get some screen-time stat because she no longer believes him. But who will plant those seeds of precious doubt!?

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What Is There To Talk About?

November 25, 2008 at 8:00 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Previously: Heidi got her job back (fake!); Holly started crashing at the Chatheau, and Audrina was happy. Not for long!

Hey, it's a big game of telephone this week! Audrina heard from her friend Dino ("who I've known for, like, two years") that Lauren and JustinBobby hooked up. And, because we're in Hillsland, she believed it.

"I started laughing when she asked me," Lauren told Lo. In fact, she's insulted because Audrina called her "shady" and slutty, and told all their mutual friends like Speak Truth To Power Brody.

Lauren: "Yes, I couldn't resist his charm and his manners and his hygiene. I was under the JustinBobby spell."

Then... hey! Audrina came back to the Chatheau and said, "You need to, like, converse with me." Because Lauren wouldn't deny it again, Audrina turned on her heels and walked out. She still hasn't talked to JustinBobby about it, although she keeps calling him to check on "all the things that people keep putting in my ear." And in the most obvious Hills sound cue since ever, the song that plays right after that message goes "You may have reasons to ignore what you're hearing." And we say: Yes.

When Audrina finally meets with JustinBobby... well, surprise. He gets mad at the fact that she would even believe it and leave him a passel of angry messages. Are we on the same side as HatHead? Oh, how times have changed.

Audrina's sister Casey: "Are you going to apologize?" Audrina: "What's there to apologize about?"

So their scheduled barside peace summit devolves into a shouting match that culminates in Lauren saying, "I would rather kill myself than hook up with him," and saying Audrina is "way worse than Heidi." Oh, the things we say in anger!

Meanwhile, in Heidiwood, Holly or "Little Miss Traitor" came by to visit, but only Spencer was there. "That's one thing Heidi and I definitely have in common is unloyal sisters," Spencer told her, implying that her own sister wouldn't see her. Hey, is this a test?

So Holly went to see Heidi in the one place Spencer never goes: Work! "I've never felt so unwelcome and unwanted," Holly said, but Heidi is still mad that she took up Lauren's offer. But really, the problem here is Spencer, who "forgot" to tell Heidi that her sister stopped by. And is a huge jerk anyway. And that's all we get from our favorite newlyweds.

Next week: All over but the white flag wavin' as Stephanie and Spencer reunite (is that Grandma Pratt? Let it be so!) and Audrina finds it within herself to apologize.

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ZOMG! Audrina Confirms Hills Season 5 On East Coast Jaunt

November 17, 2008 at 9:30 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Two weeks ago on "The Hills," Audrina dropped the bombshell that she was moving out of the house she shared with LC and Lo. Today's news from the show's token brunette? Despite rumors to the contrary, "The Hills" is moving ahead with an unprecedented fifth season.

Audrina took a break from making paid appearances at Las Vegas clubs to... make a paid appearance at Harrah's in Atlantic City over the weekend, where she told People magazine, "We have fun with each other and we've stuck it out this long. We might as well do another [season]." Certainly that had nothing to do with the rumored $35,000 that Audrina makes for each episode, right?

Here are our fresh predictions for Season 5: Spencer will relax his hold on Heidi only long enough for her to get comfortable, before yanking the leash again; Audrina won't be able to live with or without Justinbobby and Lauren will regress to season 1 and date Jason Wahler again. What are yours?

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Whitney Port, Modelizer

November 11, 2008 at 8:50 AM | by egw | 1 Comment

Previously: Heidi got fired from her job at Bolthouse after getting visibly drunk at a work event. (It's called stealth, lady!) And Whitney went to New York City for work and met a male model named Alex.

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Are You Working?

November 4, 2008 at 8:30 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

"It's Her Move" but it's your night out, so let the Hills Season 4 Travel Map be your guide.

Previously: "It had been a long time since Spencer embarrassed Heidi in front of her bosses," warns the voiceover. Also, JustinBobby exerted a freaky pull over Audrina... again.

Hey, remember that Heidi has a job? She does! And this week she has a major responsibility working the opening of the latest Bolthouse project, XIV Restaurant. Sam Nazarian, from last season's Vegas denouement, is there to remind Heidi of how she screwed things up. Yet apparently she doesn't remember because she's planning to invite Spencer. "What's one more on the guest list... what's the harm?" she says to her coworker Kimberly, who appears to be ferociously biting her tongue. (Clearly she's seen the DVDs.)

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The Hills Travel: Did You Guys Invite Sleazies?

October 21, 2008 at 8:45 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Previously: Oh, who cares. We're going to Cabo!!!

Fans of "Laguna Beach" will remember the famed "Cabo Trip" episode from Season 1, in which Lauren was forced to stare down Kristin Cavallari for the affections of her then-crush. (We weren't in this game back then, but you can always read the TVGasm recap.) The drunkenness! The drama!

It's a little different this time, and not just because Brody flew everyone in his private plane to a giant house. "I think we should all leave our problems behind," Lauren says on the plane. "Except Audrina, she brought hers with her." That problem's name is J-U-S-T-I-N (B-O-B-B-Y), who has a new look for the trip:

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The Hills Travel: Drowning in Dudes

October 14, 2008 at 8:45 AM | by egw | 2 Comments

"Who To Choose?" But you don't have to ask where to choose -- our Hills Season 4 Map will tell you when to go.

Previously: JustinBobby threatened to disrupt Audrina's newly minted dating life; Holly attempted to mediate between long-ago besties LC and Heidi.

We'll say this: The re-introduction of Audrina's romantic life has re-injected drama into "The Hills." And we oughta love it: Last week it was Colin of the Barry Watson hair; this week, Corey from Australia charms her and comes over for cereal besides.

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The Hills Travel: There Are A Hundred Million Guys In This City!

September 23, 2008 at 8:45 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Let the mice play "When Lauren's Away" at our Hills Season 4 Map.

Previously: Holly and Lauren had a summit of sorts, and Audrina finally saw the JustinBobby we all see.

A couple weeks ago, when data on the ridiculously inflated "salaries" of the people on "The Hills" was leaked, we wondered not why LC was making so much but why glorified cameo players like Brody and Stephanie were making anything for essentially being friends with LC. Well, this week they had to step up their game when LC went to Italy on vacation and suddenly they needed to start creating some plot. Well, it sort of worked!

While Lauren was out, Audrina and Lo buried the hatchet. And just in time, because Stephanie came over to ask Audrina's advice about the cute guy that just asked her out -- Duh Doug! She ought to wait to go out with him, but...

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The Hills Travel: Audrina, See the Light!

September 16, 2008 at 9:15 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Do "You Always Miss a Best Friend"? Meet new friends but keep the old with our Hills Season 4 Travel Map.

Previously: LC and Audrina made up. Spencer convinced Holly her sister wanted her out--until the girls actually talked and he lost.

After three seasons of just going to work and having no one pay attention to her, Audrina finally gets the job spotlight turned on her. She's been tapped to plan the first LA appearance for a new Epic band called thewhitetieaffair at the Roosevelt Hotel. And the president of Epic is going to be there!

Everyone's in her corner--except JustinBobby, who promises her with puppy-dog eyes that he'll be there and then doesn't show. Shocked? Her roommates aren't, although they gamely show up and dance to the music.

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The Hills Travel Redux: Twice the Time, Twice the Crying

September 9, 2008 at 9:00 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Decided "Something Has To Change" about your travel plans? Make a good choice with our Hills Season 4 Map.

Previously: Frankie's birthday was ruined--don't you remember yesterday? And Spencer was a jerk.

In their infinite wisdom, MTV gave us only a night of suspense to find out what happened to Doug and Brody when they were "in jail" in Vegas at Frankie's birthday party. (Poor Frankie. He gets about 5 seconds of screen time this week.) Turns out, the boys were in jail filing an incident report after some drunk punched Doug. "Idiots," Lauren stage whispers. At least she won't have to go to the "bail bond store" and buy these boys their freedom.

The real drama, as has been teased after every show this season, went down at the Chatheau with Lauren and Audrina's long-awaited confrontation.

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