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'The Onion' Knows Airline News Better Than...the News

March 7, 2014 at 6:41 PM | by | Comments (0)

TGIF. In honor of it being Friday evening, we're throwing some credit over to the fine folks at The Onion, America's finest satirical periodical. The paper may have discontinued many of its city print editions, but the web version surges on unabated. In fact, in the last week or so, they've posted two fabulously hilarious articles on airlines and, though both are (of course) fake, they make for an excellent read:

· FAA Considering Passenger Ban

· American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization

And now for some oldie-but-goodies:

· FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst

· Airline Part Of Something Called 'Star Alliance'

· Air Force One Pilot Invites Excited Obama Into Cockpit

[Photo: jasonEscapist]

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