· Monte Carlo, Monaco
Monaco may as well call itself the Principality of White Pants. This itty-bitty country in the south of France basks in the glory of its royal heritage, its world-renowned yachting scene, the Grand Prix, high Ferrari-to-resident ratio and year-round enviable weather. If that isn't a recipe for breaking out your flowiest pair of white linen pants, then we don't know what is. Work the "my other car's a yacht" look by topping it off with a crisp white button-down, jauntily unbuttoned a bit, collars loose and ready to flutter in the sea breeze.
· On a Mediterranean Cruise
Any time you're on a boat, it's carte blanche to don your pantalones blanc. A cruise through the last warm bits of Europe prior to winter is an even better excuse, and we'd be letting you down if we didn't also encourage the wearing of deck shoes, so even the Sperry Topsider season is extended.
· Palm Springs, California
Check the weather report for Palm Springs and there's a 95% chance you'll find a straight flush of sunny days with over 90-degree temps. This land of retirees and unlimited champagne brunches uses white pants for their functionality; wearing white keeps you cooler and linen cloth breathes. It's kind of a survival maneuver, really.
· Jeju Island, South Korea
Aside from the fact that South Korea doesn't have Labor Day and thus wouldn't get the "no white after Labor Day rule," Jeju Island is an exotic destination popular with honeymooners. Wearing white, a symbol of virginity, isn't uncommon, but then you'll also see many tourist couples on the island wearing matching outfits. It's a romantic, newlywed thing in Korea, and Jeju is the place to take it to the max.
· Hua Hin, Thailand
This resort town sits on the lush Gulf of Thailand just two hours' drive south of Bangkok and is peppered with sprawling hotel complexes. Hua Hin first gained popularity when King Rama VI built a wooden summer palace (Maruekatayawan Palace) on the waterfront in the mid-1920s. Overnight, it became the place to sun yourself and escape from the hectic urban environment up north in Bangkok. These days it's still quite hot (literally), and white linen pants are almost mandatory.
· Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
There's two types of white pants to know in Brazil: the bikini cover-up and the Capoeira uniform. The former is the sort most people are familiar with; girls head to the beach for the day, then throw on a white pair of pants to head out for a bite to eat or some casual nightlife. Capoeira pants are, however, loose-fitting drawstring pants made for free movement during the practice of Capoeiraa home-grown Brazilian style of martial arts.
· Las Vegas, NV, USA
Let's face itvisitors to Las Vegas are going to wear whatever they frickin' want to. White lace two-piece pool coverup on an overweight 60-year old? Ohhh yeahhh. White pants in Vegas go from the butts of bikini-ed youngsters at Rehab to the scooter-bound gamblers with regular slot machines and elite Total Rewards cards. White pants in the desert are a particularly good idea for keeping the heat away outdoors and your body covered enough to endure the glacial air conditioning indoors.
Caesars Palace pool in Vegas. Yes, you can wear white pants here
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