'Now Boarding, All Farters'
We don't do this very much, but there's a Saturday Night Live sketch you need to see.
We won't spoil the best bits, but the situation involves two "Express Air" gate agents (one of whom is Tina Fey) at an unspecified airport, boarding a flight by groups. They begin innocently enough by boarding the elderly, but after elites have their turn it all goes downhill...into hilarious territory.
This is something of a comment on new procedures of recent, specifically on American Airlines, to add another boarding group just for travelers without rolling carry-on luggage. That's right; if you're flying AA and you're traveling light with only a briefcase, backpack or purse, then you'll be called to board somewhere between the elites and the regular groups. SNL has their own take on this, of course.
To watch the short video, head to Yahoo Screen.