· German Tourist crushed to death by gondola in Venice
Quite tragic. A family of five was in a gondola near the Rialto Bridge in Venice when a vaporetto (a boat bus) impacted the gondola and killed the father, also injuring a 3-year old. Expect to hear much more about this one, at it comes at a time when Venice's Grand Canal overcrowding is at its worst and is most in need of regulating.
· German Tourist dies while hiking in Kauai
The infamously strenuous Kalalau Trail was the man's undoing, as he collapsed and died around the 8-mile mark of the 11-mile trail.
· German Tourist loses arm to shark bite in Maui
While snorkeling only around 50 yards off of Makena Beach, the tourist had her arm chomped off and suffered a bite to the foot. The incident has closed the beach to swimmers for the time being, and marks the 8th shark attack in Hawaii for 2013.
· German Tourist arrested for throwing pizza in Scotland
The reason? Supposedly he was frustrated because he was not enjoying his vacation. We can't help but wonder if it's because he was eating pizza in Scotland.