So naturally TSA has launched a kids page to teach children all about why airports have blue-clad officers who take mommy and daddy to the corner and bad touch them (we're paraphrasing). There's even a "fun page." There's also a cartoon of a family going through security. Everyone in the cartoon is a dog.
This exists. The US government made a cartoon with dogs to teach children about the post-9/11 security regime.
If there's a silver lining to this silly cloud, it's that the conspiracy theorists are going to lose their minds. It's impossible to know what precise lunacy the backlash will take, but it will have something to do with how the government is trying to brainwash children into passively accepting tyranny. That's patently absurd, of course, since this government is apparently dominated by... by adjectives that we're not allowed to use, since it's the holiday season.
"TSA Kids." For fuck's sake.
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