Jaunted

She was prepared for a long term stay, as the woman claimed that she was able to survive on peanut M&Ms—they’ve got protein—and bottled water. Apparently she was looking for a way to cross the Snake River, but she got stuck after trying to find the bridge. We just hope that she didn’t try to make her own causeway over the water.

After a those days of solitude, she did decide to depart her rental car fortress, but that’s only because that’s how long it took for the car to fill with water. Everyone’s fine and dandy now—no harm, no foul—but we would probably recommend escaping from your rental car prison the moment it plunges into a body of water, no matter how many M&Ms you've got stuck in the cracks of the backseat.

[Photo of a different bad idea: Alan Vernon.]