Jaunted

Apparently Disick is in the midst of his multi-city, multi-party birthday week. He was in a rush to get from his third party in Chicago to his fourth party in the Hamptons, but was running late and apparently hadn't printed out his Southwest Airlines boarding pass. Some accounts have him showing up at the airport with no ticket at all. Rather than just waiting in line and taking whatever seat was available, Disick blamed his lateness on his secretary and tried to bribe a gate attendant to let him on the plane early. The total amount of the bribe? A shiny new $20 bill.

According to the NY Post, Disick had repeatedly tried some don't you know who I am line-cutting before the bribe attempt. His first try took him in front of "a young couple holding twin babies," and then he tried to push aside an older man who quite rightly asked "who is this schmuck?" Unfortunately one of the Southwest flight attendants did know who Disick was, and the star-effing employee saved him a spot next to the emergency door. The rest of the passengers responded with catcalls and jeering, but ultimately Disick did get his special seat.

And that, boys and girls, is why we can't have nice things.

[Photo: TMZ]