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After Mind-Blowing Safety Lapse, Ryanair Promises Massive Expansion with Help of 'Cheap' Planes

October 26, 2011 at 4:24 PM | by | Comments (0)

There are two airline industry news stories about Irish LCC Ryanair floating around this week, and we'll leave you to decide the precise degree to which they're related. We're specifying "airline industry" stories, in contrast to just Ryanair stories "in general," to emphasize that these are different from the fake "no frills" PR branding nonsense that Ryanair endlessly pushes into the travel journalism newsstream (e.g. this near self-parody of a CNN story headlined "Ryanair's 5 'cheapest' money-saving schemes"). These are actual news stories, as much as is possible with these guys.

First up, Ryanair's the-customer-is-always-wrong CEO Michael O'Leary just announced a massive expansion of the airline. Ryanair will reportedly purchase over 200 new airplanes from US, Chinese and Russian plane manufacturers, a total that would easily make the airline one of the world's largest. O'Leary is promising that the planes will come at "cheap prices."

But that shouldn't be a problem because "cheap" doesn't necessarily mean unsafe, right? That brings us to this airline safety story out of London-Stansted:

A Ryanair flight was forced to turn around and make an emergency landing after damage to the cockpit windscreen endangered the plane. Britain of course has some of the world's most hyperactive airline safety officials, so it's difficult to understand how the problem wasn't caught on the ground and how the plane wasn't grounded for safety reasons.

It turns out that the problem with the window was indeed noticed before takeoff. But instead of canceling the flight, someone had technicians fix it with—and we're not making this up—tape. They sent an airplane loaded to capacity with almost 200 people into the air, held together by tape. Because profits are important.

Now in fairness, there's no evidence that Ryanair will actually try to save money by strategically opting for tape instead of bolts on their planes. But they've already done that once this week, so hopefully someone will be keeping an eye on them.

[Photo: Moviefan / Wiki Commons]

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