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Chicago-O'Hare Airport's Marriott Hotel is Offering a Booty Call Package

January 26, 2011 at 8:31 AM | by | ()

Chicago from the air

"Hey. Umm, this is a little awkward but...would you like to come meet me at the Marriott O'Hare Airport during my layover to umm...'hang out?'" Yea. Those are the words you could be hearing pretty soon as Valentine's Day fever gets into full swing and the hotel starts offering what we're fondly calling the Get Laid Layover Package.

Of course they aren't calling it that, but it's a booty call fo' sho'. Rates start at only $99 dollars for the "Escape Romance Package," which also includes lovely extras like champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries, breakfast for two and late check-out at 3pm. She or he or both she and he will think you spent your whole trip planning all this, when really all you did was enter promo code ROM when booking on Marriott's website.

Oh, and it's not just for V-Day either; the rate is available through the end of the year. Just so you can keep coming back...

{Photo: Jaunted]

Archived Comments:

Well, whaddya know

And, as luck would have it, flights are ALWAYS getting canceled and delayed out of O'Hare. Got to find some way to pass the time...