Tweet of the Week: Kanye's On A Roll Again
We’ve mentioned before what a diamond Kanye West is on Twitter and although he may not have talked about “BabyMamaJets” in a while (having abandoned them for more newsworthy discussion about phoenixes and album covers), he’s still one of the most compelling travel tweeters around.
Just on Saturday night, for example, he started musing on the travails of flying. Nothing to do with leg room or having to pay for food you wouldn’t feed your dog in the first place, so we assume it wasn’t economy.
No, the worst thing about traveling (presumably) First, according to Kanye, are those pesky errant water bottles:
I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.
It's like someone leaving a child at your door... you gotta make sure it stays put ... you gotta hold it when the plane is landing...
Er, what? Or you could just do as we do, Kanye, and stick it in our bag for later when we don’t want to pay minibar prices.
Other travel-related troubles of the mega-rich:
I swear my love bracelet and gold & diamond teeth always set off the metal detector
Then I have to get "wonded" in front of everyone
Greeeeeat : ( .... I feel sooooo much safer about the flight now that I've been disgraced in a public place lol
yo I hate when people ask me 12 times if I can take this love bracelet off or take my teeth out ...
yes a dentist can take my teeth out but I don't see one here soooo just start with the fucking wonding for christ sake lol!!!!!
And in case you, like us, thought he meant “wounding” (both mentally and physically), he later clarified that he’d meant “wanding”. Ahh.
What more is there to say? Immense. Follow him @kanyewest forthwith, lest you wond/wound his feelings. With any luck, some time soon he'll be confronted with a full-body scan.