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Jersey Shore Cast Pulls a 'Robbery' On TSA Checkpoint

January 19, 2010 at 3:45 PM | by | Comments (2)

We fear we could get in trouble with the TSA for that headline above so lest you jump to conclusions, we want to clarify that a "robbery" in Jersey Shore-speak is a term for stealing another dude's girl. Examples: Vinny pulled a robbery on their boss Danny, by hooking up with the girl that Danny had taken out to dinner just hours earlier. Down in Atlantic City, The Situation pulled a robbery on Vinny's girl in the night club.

So robbery is really just a more macho way of saying "sloppy seconds." Except when it applies to airports. Then it means clogging up the security checkpoints and setting off the metal scanners with your Prince Albert piercings. Which is exactly what the Jersey Shore kids did at LAX on Sunday.

NY Post reports:

A fellow passenger on Friday's American Airlines red-eye from LAX to JFK says the crew -- led by Mike, Snooki and JWoWW -- acted "obnoxious, pushy and entitled" before boarding. Escorted by four TSA workers to the front of security, "Their speaking voices were never quieter than a yell," said our witness. "As other passengers waited, scanners were constantly being set off by some newfound piece of metal jewelry they were covered in. The whole process of getting them to their departure gate was treated as if President Obama was visiting Iraq."

Meanwhile, an actual celebrity and notorious diva, Diana Ross was chilling by the gate with Cheyenne Jackson, who plays Liz Lemons' new boy toy on 30 Rock and reportedly talking to anyone who came up to her.

Still, despite all the chaos that Snooki and crew created, everyone else got the final laugh when the gang took their places in coach. Ooo. Burn.

Related Stories:
· Jersey Shore crew disrupts red-eye flight [NY Post]
· 'Jersey Shore' Will First Conquer Your Television, Then Your Vacation [Jaunted]

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WTF Angelina!?

Why does Angelina get to roll with the Jersey Shore cast?

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