This foam pillow is for all the people who, like one of the reviewers, love sleeping on their stomach but can't figure out how to do that and not suffocate. You lie face down on the pillow, clutch the sheets, and then relax. The pillow grips your head and holds it up, ostensibly preventing any strain on your neck and back. And can you believe we haven't made a "that's what she said" joke yet in this review? That's on account of how classy we are.
This is literally a pillow where you pay to put your face in a vice. It retails for $69.95 and rush delivery is available. There's even a 28in version available for $89.95, which might be worth it because another reviewer complained that the wedge in the smaller one doesn't have enough breathing room.
Let us know how that works out.