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For each use, passengers can expect to pay 1 Pound ($1.65), and who knows if there will be time limits.

And the penny-pinching only gets worse: since O'Leary figures that passengers won't be as liberal with their toilet visits, he's proposed removing two of the loos on their Boeing 737s for space to install six more seats. The actual explanation from the CEO is even more endearing: ""We are flying aircraft on an average flight time of one hour around Europe. What the hell do we need three toilets for?" And don't even get him started about ideas to put passengers to work in place of baggage handlers.

According to Today In the Sky, Ryanair's O'Leary has totally shot down at least one outrageous fee: the proposed idea to charge obese passengers more, like they were excess checked baggage.

We're a little scared of you now, Ryanair. First you charge us $60 for our boarding pass, then $1.65 to pee out the beverages for which we already paid $5. What's next? Harvesting our eggs in-flight? Because for that, we should at least get an extra complimentary can of Pringles.

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