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Five Unspoken Rules Of Seatmate Etiquette

March 4, 2009 at 2:31 PM | by egw | 3 Comments

Just because your seat pocket doesn't contain a list of rules for Seatmate Etiquette along with the safety pamphlet and the SkyMall catalog doesn't mean the cabin is a place where anything goes. But sometimes we wish the unwritten compact of in-flight behavior was set down -- if only so we could throw the book at our favorite offenders. Are you one of them? We've come up with five regulations for our fellow passengers, and we'll try to abide by them as well.

The Five Unspoken Rules of Seatmate Etiquette

You control your own limbs but no one else's. We're all in this sardine can together, so keep your knees together, gentlemen, and the armrest stays down except under mutual agreement. And no pushing on your way out of the plane, particularly you window-seat partisans.

Keep your convos short, sweet and discreet. Remember, you're sitting in a metal tube which amplifies all the details about those "unfortunate" stitches you had to get, ahem. The sad thing is, the people most in need of this rule will never realize not everyone wants to know who pulled whose hair first.

Observe the imaginary wall. It's okay to exchange pleasantries with the person next to you, and we've all inadvertently elbowed 32B while trying to locate our seatbelts. The wall can be broached to offer gum or Xanax (please?) before takeoff without a problem. But don't strain to keep the conversation going like you're on a date, and just as you are keeping your elbows to yourself, eyes on your own tray. Keep fans and lights away, and for the love of all things Britney, use headphones.

Let sleeping dogs lie. Not just carried-on pets, but the people around you as well -- if you can't sleep on planes, that sucks, but don't share the misery. Shut-eye or soda? Definitely shut-eye. If your seatmate has nodded off and you have to get out, you are allowed to crawl over them if you know you can do it without waking them up. (A skill we've personally never mastered, but we hear some have!) This goes double on overnight flights, but it's the rare plane that doesn't feature at least one happy snoozer en route.

The squeaky wheel gets delayed. You don't need more than one pillow unless you are paying for them. You don't deserve a free cocktail because you've had a really long day. You don't get to take your shoes and your socks off. Is this your private plane? No. No, it is not. And you are the person breaking the invisible compact.

Have your own unspoken rules for Seatmate Etiquette that we should know about? Blast off in comments below..

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  1. juliana

    Jaunted Contributing Editor

    i have one!

    just because our cellphone is on after the door has closed but before we have actually pulled away from the gate doesn't mean it's going to cause "interference." and don't bitch at us about this claiming hysterically that you "don't want any interference with the planes!" this actually happened to me. i don't know how i restrained myself from smacking my seatmate. instead i silently showed him my cellphone powering down and stared straight ahead. grrrr...
    March 4, 2009 at 5:38 PM
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  1. Phil Russell

    Jaunted Reader

    Controlling the Window

    If someone is watching a movie or working on their laptop and they're stuck in the middle seat, offer to close the window shade. Unless you're traveling with a 5 year-old, you probably don't need to be staring out at the ground 30,000 feet below you for the entire flight, and sunlight can cause horrible glare on the screens of some devices.
    March 31, 2009 at 10:37 AM
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  1. DvlMayCry

    Jaunted Member

    Not a pillow and not your gf

    For those in the window seat, the corner between the headrest and the wall/window is where your head should rest when you nod off. The shoulder of the person next to you is OFF LIMITS. This is from experience. I was on a hedge hopper from CLE to DET and the fool with the window seat, who at first tried to say that he had the aisle seat, kept leaning onto my shoulder to get more comfortable. He had to have had some bruised ribs by the time we deplaned.
    September 9, 2009 at 6:24 PM
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