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'Real Housewife' Dumped Over Email Thanks to Airline Cutbacks

March 31, 2009 at 1:03 PM | by | Comments (3)

We know there's nothing real about the "Real Housewives of New York," but this is too juicy not to be real: Show character Countess Luann de Lesseps reportedly was dumped by her husband over e-mail this week while he was in Geneva with his new girlfriend.

The union of Count Alexandre and Luann (his fourth, and she used to be a model) was never that stable: Despite their two kids, he lives in Europe most of the time, according to Page Six. But really? E-mail? Hopefully he got socked with some really nasty roaming charges.

Well, maybe the count just couldn't get a flight home to tell her: The International Air Transport Association boasted it was cutting emissions by 8 percent, but it's not because of better technology or improved efficiency: Most of the improvement has to do with routes and flights being canceled in the economic downturn. If he can't get a ticket home to dump you, he may just be not that into you.

Related Stories:
· Real Housewives' Countess Separating from Husband [US Magazine]
· Airlines to fly less, and pollute less, in downturn [Reuters]
· Real Househusband Simon van Kempen Clears Up "Ownership Status" On His Blog [HC]

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saw it coming

They don't even look into each other in that photo. I feel badly for the kids.

bad manners

He dumped her by email? That doesn't seem very polite. Maybe the Count needs to read the Countess' yet-to-be-published book on manners!

Too Bad for Luann

But now will she just become a plain housewife and drop the countess facade?

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