'Vom'd The First Night' :: Mayercraft 2 is a Success
Unfortunately, we didn't manage to finagle our way onto the Mayercraft Carrier II, the much talked about celebrity cruise involving and inspired by singer John Mayer and his most passionate fans. But while the boat's still out at sea until tomorrow, reports are trickling back to land, despite onboard tweeters being slapped with roaming charges.
The trip so far, according to John: There were toasts, ill-advised songwriting sessions and collegiate cliché-forming and all of it was very busy. Mayer may or may not be headed to bed right now after "DJing" with iTunes till 7AM.
The trip so far, according to other tweeters:
· "Vom'd the first night. Success!" --urka21
· "Yoga, swim, lay out, water slide, live bands --- life is good on Mayercraft" - hotasmiah13
· "I woke up on the balcony of a room on cruise ship...funny thing is I don't have a balcony in my room." -JayTayLIVE
· "Soft serve ice cream is 4 decks up! Have to keep moving chair for perfect tan..." --MjBubbles
· "Mayercraft tip: Don't fall asleep on top of the TV remote. My back's aching and I accidentally ordered "Horton Hears a Who" on demand." --carlmayer, John's brother, who apparently prefers towel animals to tour dates?
The outfit of choice: Borat is out, but what is in? Looking like a Village Person. Mayer donned a captain's outfit complete with short-shorts that made us wonder where the construction worker and the Native American were. (In an interview on "Extra" before boarding, he joked that when he was getting fitted for his costume he kept saying "Smaller, smaller.") But when someone at one of the onboard concerts threw him a "mankini" like the one he wore on last year's cruise, John decided to smell it. This was the moment at which TMZ joked, potentially in poor taste, that hundreds onboard were sickened.
The Vengeful Ghost Of Jennifer Aniston Hovers: As if to ensure that gossips everywhere would be talking about the trip (uh, check!), Mayer debuted a new song entitled "Heartbreak Warfare" at the March 27 performance. But which high-profile ex inspired the singer to "dream of ways to make you want to stay in my room"?
Related Stories:
· John Mayer's Mayercraft is Waxed and Ready to Go [Jaunted]
· Spend a Fortune to Sleep with John Mayer at Casa Del Mar [HC]
· Celeb Travel coverage [Jaunted]
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