Jaunted

This week's episode kicks off with Bridget and her two random friends swimming into a pirate cave—of course there are a couple jokes about pirate’s booty. There was scary music as they tried to swim out of the cave, and she complained of a strong tide—but we’re calling her out for being a drama queen. Things looked pretty safe and sound outside the Rockhouse Hotel, but as with all Playboy bunnies, we’re constantly concerned about their safety.

Our favorite part of the show was when she checked out the bobsled ride. She met up with some random dude who ended up touring her around; however, we don't know exactly where he came from or who he was. Unfortunately, she immediately ripped a vine off a tree trying to be lady Tarzan—there goes her award for green travel host of the year. There were no references to Cool Runnings, which was a shame, but after a gondola ride to the top the two of them careened down the hills through the trees. It’s not a real bobsled—no snow, duh—but the roller coaster type attraction is definitely on our short list for stuff to do.

Of course a trip to Jamaica is not complete without a trip to Bob Marley’s house. Thankfully, out of respect for Bob, Bridget put on a T-shirt instead of a bikini before boarding the Reggae Bus—although we're thinking he would have been fine with it. There was a little dirty dancing while the bus was in motion, apparently safety first is an afterthought on this island. The tour guide of the grounds was funny, but his laugh was frightening and creepy to the extreme. We'd pass on this day trip after seeing it on TV.

We’re still not sold on this show, and we were really disappointed that there were no immature jokes about marijuana. The show's more entertainment than anything else, but she does show off the finer side of things. She promises the sexiest beaches, but it’s more like cool places where she’s the only one being sexy—but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. We’ll probably be tuned in next week when she’s bouncing around Turks and Caicos, but we’re definitely fast-forwarding through the show’s awful theme music.

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