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TSA Freaks Us Out With Devotion to 'Suspicious Behavior'

March 27, 2009 at 12:58 PM | by JetSetCD | 4 Comments

Just to pile on the dread for your next flight, now that you'll be listing your sex and birthdate in the hopes that it doesn't land you on the No-Fly list, the TSA has announced that they'll be randomly pulling more passengers for special screening based on "suspicious behavior." Since we're already super self-conscious of our movements in the security line, so much so that we wonder if they're scrutinizing the way we stand with hands on our hips, then it looks as though we're in for a whole extra helping of trouble.

Peter Greenberg's blog has the details on the new, creeptastic measures:

USA Today obtained a memo from inside the TSA that shows that more passengers will be pulled out of line and subjected to additional searches as they wait to board planes. People will be chosen both at random and for displaying suspicious behavior, though the memo does not specify what constitutes 'suspicious.' The memo also gave no timeline for implementation of the stepped-up effort, which will supposedly target only 'riskier' flights. The TSA says that the program was not created in response to any specific threat, but simply makes security less predictable to potential terrorists who may be monitoring airports.

We're going to go ahead and guess then that flights to the three big New York airports (LGA, JFK and EWR) will feature into the "risky" category. It may be time to start calling for car service to the airport more than a few hours in advance of your flight, if you have any such inkling that your flight is "risky," or if you are simply in the mood to act suspiciously. Continuing on this path, there may come a day in the far, far future (hopefully not) when we all get the pleasure of flying in modified straitjackets. Yippee.

Related Stories:
· Additional TSA Security Measures: Progressive or Oppressive? [PeterGreenberg]
· Security: The TSA is adding a twist to passenger screening [BudgetTravel]
· TSA Wants our Sex (And Birthday) Just to Mess With Us [Jaunted]
· Architecture Travel Coverage [Jaunted]

[Photo: WarderJack]

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  1. juliana

    Jaunted Contributing Editor

    i will be pulled aside

    no doubt. partly bc i am paranoid about things like this and partly bc i am sure my twittering abt the slow-ass TSA security line will classify as risky behavior.
    March 27, 2009 at 1:05 PM
  1. JetSetCD

    Jaunted Member

    conspiracy theory

    They will totally start following you on Twitter; you're doomed. Me too.
    March 27, 2009 at 1:22 PM
  1. egw

    Jaunted Editor

    Practicing my wide-eyed look

    Oh, who me, Mister TSA? Golly gee gosh, I sure am excited to get on one of those big winged birds!

    Yes, this is my entire strategy. Your mileage may vary.
    March 27, 2009 at 2:12 PM
  1. catawba57

    Jaunted Member

    target

    No matter what, I will probably never be a TSA target. I'm too midwestern-looking for their tastes.
    April 8, 2009 at 3:36 PM

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