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Badass Diver Kills 12-Foot Tiger Shark

March 12, 2009 at 12:08 PM | by | Comments (4)

The Year of Animals is soooo on!

When our new animal overlords take over, Craig Clasen will be the first up against the wall. The diver fought a 12-foot tiger shark for 2 hours before finally killing it on a fishing expedition. Oh, he's got it coming to him all right.

Clasen was hunting tuna with some buddies in the Gulf of Mexico off New Orleans when the shark began circling his filmmaker friend, cutting him off from the rest of the group. The spear fisherman nailed the shark 7 times and even tried to drown it (?!) before stabbing it in the gills and head.

No one was hurt except the shark, but we expect the sharks of the world to quickly take their bloody end. Remember: Aim for the gills!

Related Stories:
· Moment of Tooth: Diver Kills Shark After 2-Hr. Battle [New York Post]
· Where to Placate Our Future Animal Overlords [Jaunted]
· Bad Idea Travel: Unprotected Swimming with Sharks [Jaunted]

[Photo: Fame Pictures via NY Post]

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what about pinky?

considering this is kinda close to where pinky the dolphin lives, i hope he's ok!
juliana on March 12, 2009 at 12:16 PM #Permalink

Best Snorkeler Ever

This dude had no tank or anything, just some flippers. Wow.

Oh, I hope Pinky is safe as well, he's like the unofficial Jaunted mascot.

kjb on March 12, 2009 at 12:26 PM #Permalink

This guy is no hero

This is appauling. I can't beleive anybody is praising this guy. I got an idea, why not just leave the water until the shark leaves. Shark will display signs of agression or warning signs before they attack. I bet this guy had ample oppurtunity to leave the water. He killed the shark to prove his manhood. Remember this was the sharks home and he was just living his life, the diver was the intruder and the killing was senseless. KARMA IS A BITCH.
MUDLUSCIOUS on March 12, 2009 at 3:48 PM #Permalink

hahahah

thats funny stuff i wish i was that guy i wud have killed the twatin thing in half that time hahah pussyoles both of em hahaha
liam01 on March 13, 2009 at 9:37 AM #Permalink

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