Jaunted

However, do not think that Octo-Mom is within Havianas-flopping distance of Laguna Beach, the city made famous by LC, Kristen Cavalieri and Stephen Coletti. Nor will she now be considered a "Real Housewife" of The O.C. No, La Habra is approximately 38 miles from "the real Orange County" which could take you nearly two hours in Los Angeles traffic. "Real Houswives" everywhere probably just let out a huge sigh before continuing on with their Botox-erita parties. You know, those new wave of fiestas involving botox injections and margaritas.

Besides her fourteen children -- eight of whom are still in the hospital -- the new place will be staffed by nurses from Angels in Waiting, a nonprofit which was initially rebuffed by Suleman until brave mediation by Dr. Phil convinced her that a few free extra hands could be a big help.

Certainly now that she's got a splendid house and a lot of extra help, Suleman will gracefully disappear from the public eye. She'd really hate it if you talked about her to your friends at cable networks, or wrote a blog post about her and her plight. (Oh... wait.)

Related Stories:
· Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman Buys New Home in La Habra, California [Trulia Blog]
· Octuplets' Mom Getting Bigger House, Free Nurses [People]
· Celeb Travel coverage [Jaunted]

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