Only two of the 1,039 passengers screened at the three-lane checkpoint declined to go through the body scanner nicknamed "The Peeper." And folks with metallic hips or knees loved the beep-free experience. Plus, a TSA screener put all our privacy fears to rest with this eloquent statement: "I look at them as a thing that could have something on it." Um...ok.
However, what was a big concern was that the machines seemed to take a little bit longer than the old-school metal detectors. And that's what makes us stop and think: how much would you let a TSA scanner see if it meant saving you sometime in the security line? We're fairly certain some TSA staffers have already seen our underwear peeking out from our jeans and many a bra strap has been on display as we hurried through the metal detector. So if TSA wants to check out our humps and bumps, fine. But please do not slow us down. For the love of God, do not slow us down.
More body scanners will be testing in the next couple weeks at the following airports: San Francisco, Miami, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City and Albuquerque.
Related Stories:
· "This Isn't Theater, This Is War" [Jaunted]
· Tulsa passengers try out TSA's full-body scanners [USA Today]
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