SkyMiles members on FlyerTalk seem more interested in how much you could get for allowing her to fly through, but Lohan's inability to deal is just another example of how celebs are not like us: Thanks to the USA Patriot Act's anti-terrorism provisions we wrote about a few weeks ago, should you choose to throw such a tantrum you'll be tasered and ushered to an "interrogation" room before you can say "Hot towel?" Instead, Lohan not only got her first-class seat but arrived at LAX cool and collected. This makes us madder than that time Clay Aiken's stinky feet got a free pass.
At the same time, it's hard to argue with a flight crew who made the best of a bad situation (screamy starlet) and, so far as we can find, got the flight out on time. If they had tasered the former Mean Girl, it might have made us feel better, but at the price of punctuality for the rest of the passengers. Would you have appeased her to get home on time?
· 'Near Death' Drama: Lindsay Lohan Stirs Trouble On Super Bowl Flight [Fox News]
· Be Nice To Your Flight Attendants, Lest They Deem You A Terrorist [Jaunted]
· Lindsay Lohan Stirs Trouble on Super Bowl Flight [FlyerTalk]
· Red Eye With A Kick: Don't Fly With Clay Aiken [Jaunted]
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