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Deltalina Gets Her Jaunted 'Close-Up'

January 27, 2009 at 4:40 PM | by | Comments (2)

We've told you about Delta Airlines' "Safety Instructor" Deltalina who appears in the safety video that airs before every flight. Here's a snapshot of the video that we took back in October. Let's just say that when you're crammed into the seats in the coach cabin and Deltalina is just inches away from your face, it's a little hard to take.

We're not against plastic surgery or anything (we've admittedly started a "Botox Fund") but Deltalina is in danger of going the way of Nikki Cox. That said, we prefer the cartoon woman trying to get a nic fix on Virgin America's safety video. Or even Larry Kellner of Continental who's snoozy video always manages to make us sleep before take-off.

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whoa

Deltalina looks a little droid-y. Do not want!
JetSetCD on January 27, 2009 at 4:59 PM #Permalink

I've got an idea for a safety video...

...now, which carrier will take me up on it?

It's a simple plan. Instead of a superannuated adult movie star like Deltalina, the talking head is good old Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger. And the talking head says, "Hi, I'm Cap'n Sully, and I'll be your pilot today."

And that's it. Because you never actually see your pilot, right? It COULD be Sully. Imagine how SAFE you'd feel.

MattyC on January 27, 2009 at 5:40 PM #Permalink

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