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Luxury Ice Capades: Cruising in Antarctica, Day One

January 26, 2009 at 12:25 PM | by | Comments (5)

Matt Chesterton has returned to Jaunted with tales of his latest trip cruising around Antarctica. Every day this week, he'll be enlightening us on this luxury ice capades adventure. Enjoy.

Men wanted for Hazardous Journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honor and recognition in case of success.
-- Recruitment poster for Ernest Shackleton's 1914 expedition.

For Antarctic Shipping S.A., it is a great satisfaction and pride to share with you the M/V Antarctic Dream, an Antarctic passenger ship reconditioned with the best available technology and comfort.
-- Advertising blurb for Antarctic Dream cruise ship.

There's a tendency among people who have had the good fortune (in all senses) to go on an Antarctic cruise, to ceaselessly brag and bluster about their 'unique' trip to friends, family, pets, impressionable children, and complete strangers in remote realms of the blogosphere.

On and on they bang about cornflower-blue bergy bits, giant seabirds, playful penguins, and perpetual daylight. They will be picking at a lemon sorbet at a dinner party when they will suddenly lapse into a reverie and exclaim: "You know, this reminds me of the snow I ate while climbing the bluff overlooking Paradise Bay while the perpetual daylight lit a blue flame beneath the entire icescape and…"

I say this by way of a warning, dear reader, because you shouldn't expect anything better from me. Since my voyage to the ice continent in December, I've become a world-class, authoritative bore on anything related to the world's southernmost latitudes. Feeling tolerant? Then read on.

The Antarctic Dream, a Chilean expedition ship that was given a sumptuous refit three years ago, sailed from Ushuaia on a bright and blowy Monday afternoon, carrying me, 77 other passengers, the team of five naturalists who would lead the trip, and around 40 crew members.

In terms of size and amenities, the AD, like the baby bear's porridge, felt just right. There were enough passengers to engender a lively atmosphere, but not so many that excursion opportunities would have to be rationed. (According to the international agreement that regulates tourism activities in Antarctica, only 100 passengers are allowed on shore in any one place at any one time. Some cruise ships carry three to four hundred passengers and use a rota system for excursions; others are more like floating small towns and allow for no disembarkations whatever.)

Since a YouTube clip – even a bad one – is worth a million words, here's a quick video tour of the boat. Apologies in advance for the 'Antarctic Witch Project' camera work and for the bogeys smeared across the lens.

As the boat nosed its way through the spectacular Beagle Channel (it takes about four hours to read the open ocean from Ushuaia), I got acquainted with the ship and with my cabin-mate, David. The latter was a charming lawyer (not, as it turns out, a contradiction in terms) from Colorado; like me, he was traveling alone. He did a great job of rolling me onto my side when I started snoring, a sound that might otherwise have attracted pods of aggressive sperm whales.

His other great virtue was a complete disinterest in alcohol; at every meal he slipped me his wine ration. Never mind getting out of Iraq -- it's selfless gestures like these which will improve the image of North Americans abroad.

After a delicious four-course meal we were told that we would shortly be entering the Drake Passage -- aka the roughest stretch of ocean in the world – and that, if we hadn't already done so, we should immediately begin taking our anti-seasickness medication.

More on the notorious 'Drake shake' tomorrow…

Insider Tip: Don't go to Antarctica without a logbook. The best one is produced by Condor de Plata and is available both at Ushuaia port itself and from here
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Related Stories:
· Go with the floe [Forbes]
· Hotels in Tierra del Fuego & Ushuaia [HotelChatter]
· Jaunted in Antarctica [Jaunted]

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great!

i can't wait to read the rest!

Cruise

very funny. JEALOUS

bragging and blustering ...

...is ok by me as long as there plenty of penguins involved, dancing ones if possible.

babe

So glad you've come back to us, Matt, we missed you. Worried you might have done a 'Scott of the Antarctic' on Jaunted. Who's the babe on the beach?

Thank you, Ms Fatale

I didn't really go away: I just didn't do anything interesting for a while. What beach?

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