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Next stop, the boys are at Cain Nightclub talking about how they have to take their nuts back in their hands. (That's what she said?) Jay feigns like he's not looking at the dancers, at least acknowledging when they see some cute girls that it's a slippery slope to Cheaterville. Or whatever they call that in Australia. The girls they spot are Whit's friend Samantha and her friend Catarina, who employs the ol' "Have we met before?" Or in her words, "I just wanted to know whether I've met you or not."

The next morning at a diner, Samantha gives Whitney and Erin, who are dressed like they are headed to a "Grey Gardens" theme party, the scoop about the night before. Cat and some other girl went back to the boys' place and partied till 8AM -- oh Whit, don't look so shocked! -- and then Cat, who allegedly has a boyfriend of 4 years, made out with Adam. Apparently in California, no one ever cheats on his significant other, except on "Laguna Beach" if your name is Jason Wahler.

In the park later today, Jay tells Whitney he doesn't know if Adam cheated on his girlfriend or not but calls him a "poor bastard." Adam denies it later in the day when they have a meal, but he sure gets nervous when forced to contemplate the idea that Whitney will tell Allie what she knows. So Adam counterstrikes by picking her up at JFK and bringing up the party before they've even gotten back to the apartment. Superior strategy up until the time when he says the rumor is "so false," but Allie decides to hunt down the rumor starter and, hopefully, kill her. "I wanna stay away from any drama like that," Adam says, and we sure wish we could believe him.

Whitney, Samantha and Erin decided to have a come-to-Jesus brunch with Allie at Cafeteria in Chelsea, where the Real Worlders were spotted a few months ago. What rankles Allie most is that it was at 8 in the morning -- well, maybe she's just a night person (holla!) "Every time I go to town, do you have a drunk party with a bunch of girls that you don't know?" she wails in the rain. She even breaks out the crying, which actually gets to him. And... that's where we end. My, but we are depressed now.

Meanwhile, at Casa di Olivia: Olivia's cousin Nevan has somehow gotten himself cut off from the gravy train for boozing it up and being irresponsible. Olivia will let him stay at her place, as long as he follows her rules, including no bringing girls around who will wear her clothes (fair!) and no sneakers in the house (borderline). Now Nevan needs a job to prove he's not a waste of space. Please, please park him somewhere at DVF, bad hair and all.

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