Jaunted

Frankie, Brody, Doug, Lo, Lauren and Stephanie hit Vegas on Doug's private jet. (Stephanie: "You broke up with someone who has a private jet?" LC: "We're still taking the jet.") Suites at The Venetian (3555 Las Vegas Blvd.)? Check. Party clothes? Check. Drama? Lawd, yes, especially with all the girls sharing a room.

To begin with, Audrina's going to met them in Vegas because she and LC aren't speaking right now. Apparently they saw each other at Goa (1616 N. Cahuenga Blvd.) one night; Lauren claims Audrina completely ignored her, Audrina says she was just trying not to be rude. It doesn't help that 'Rina brought perpetual stowaway JustinBobby with her.

Seriously, what is it with this guy?

But, to give him credit, he's not the one who ruins Frankie's birthday. The ruining starts over dinner when Stephanie decides to ask Brody why he told Lauren she was trouble. (He thinks she's "a little crazy," from knowing her in her druggie days.) Stephanie cries, she and Lauren leave the table, and no one pays attention to Frankie. Poor Frankie.

He's not about to get a break that night when the gang hits LAX Nightclub (inside the Luxor, 3900 Las Vegas Blvd.) The birthday boy attempts to mediate, perhaps to desperately reclaim the attention he deserves, but Audrina leaves without talking to Lauren. Well, it was loud in there. (Did we also mention that we see Frankie's girlfriend multiple times, yet she is never captioned? Injustice.)

Cut to next morning, when the girls are rehashing the night and their 4 am bedtime when Frankie stops by. "I haven't been able to sleep, I got a text message from Brody at 9AM, he's in jail. Doug got punched, they're both in jail." How the boys continued to ruin Frankie's birthday, we will have to find out next week.

Meanwhile, in LA, Holly Montag comes to stay with Spencer and Heidi and the man of the house is not happy about it. This is how that conversation goes down:

HEIDI: I think Holly's moving to LA
SPENCER: No she's not...

Make this man head of California immigration! Spencer claims he hates "everything girly" being left around the condo--this from the man who has three old-school arcade games in the living room.

Later, he finds Heidi at work, where he acts indignant because Holly--oh noes!--accidentally erased 3 of his TiVoed shows. Sorry, when did we flip the channel to "The King of Queens"? Heidi tells him to get out of the house more.

Next week: The girls struggle to figure out what jail Doug and Brody are at. Spencer is a jerk to Holly. Lauren and Audrina fight, and Lauren cries. Hey, wasn't all this supposed to happen in this week's episode? We feel cheated. Just like Frankie. Frankie, we know you're already tapped to produce a new reality show with Brody, but maybe it's not too late to get out. Think about it.

Reality TV ruined this man!

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