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Dictatorship Travel: Pyongyang and Kim Jong Il's Arteries Both Doing Splendidly

September 30, 2008 at 9:45 AM | 1 Comment

Despite what the South Park guys identified as chronic "roneriness", Kim Jong Il's health is just fine, thankyouverymuch. At least that's what the Dear Leader's propaganda machine is insisting. Stroke? Don't even suggest it. Seriously. They'll arrest you.

This past week, an envoy of journalists were given a controlled, guided tour illustrating the country's booming economy and happy populace, of course. This is how an Asia Times reporter recounted his trip to Pyongyang:

You see a lot of monuments and museums, you're whisked down near-empty highways to the truce village of Panmunjom, 144 kilometers south, and the port of Nampo, 64 kilometers west. You're twice taken to May Day Stadium to witness the Arirang Festival, the biggest if not greatest show on Earth.

And, of course, you're treated to the famous northern noodles and other sumptuous fare, fish, beef bulgoki, rice and fruit, a show of traditional music, at the finest restaurants with not a moment's show of concern about the near-starving millions who you know are out there, notably in the northeast near the Chinese and Russian borders.

If one can tune out the base lies and indifference toward human suffering, it actually sounds like a pretty great trip. We wonder, if Kim's health situation is as dire as some predict, are we looking at a crumbling regime followed by a hot, new travel destination?

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[Photo: the blue grotto]

1 Comment

  1. egw

    Jaunted Editor
    September 30, 2008 at 11:46 AM




    Is there a way

    we can use this picture every day? LOVE IT.

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