Missed Connections in Southwest Oregon: Patriotic Nudity Edition
Planning to spend your Independence Day in Oregon now that you found out Ashland, Oregon's Fourth of July parade will include a naked lady?
You need to get out more! Try dating someone instead of just ogling them in a parade. Find your big love in this small corner of Oregon at one of these hot spots:
Rogue Valley Growers & Crafters Market :: As far away from a bar as possible, pick up peonies or produce or "forget [your]self. Completely." 1420 E. Main St., Tuesdays only
One World :: Cheap incense and world music await you at this knicknack store, along with the girl for you "if you routinely use words like caboose." 1600 N. Riverside Ave., Medford
Bambu :: Visit this Asian fusion restaurant if you're hungry for coconut lime soup and pad thai and find yourself "starved for a connection." 970 N. Phoenix Rd., Medford
Related Stories:
· Missed Connections coverage [Jaunted]
· Ashland Hotels [HC]
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