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The Hills Travel: I'm Just Not Cool Enough to, Like, Hang with Bands

May 6, 2008 at 9:15 AM | by | Comments (0)

Previously on The Hills: Lauren can barely talk to Audrina now that she lives all the way over in the guesthouse; Heidi and Spencer fail to resolve anything.

Hey, is it Opposite Week on "The Hills"? Because things are just all mixed up! Lauren was a background player this week and Audrina was in the foreground? Lo was mean and Heidi was sensible? At least Spencer still acted like a jerk, reassuring us that it was just a temporary madness.

With her personal life a mess, Heidi goes to her boss and basically asks for him to give her as much as work as possible, "including travel and relocating." Please, Brent, send me away!

Stephanie Pratt attempts to dissuade her by saying, and we kid you not, "You [and Spencer] are perfect for each other." It doesn't work. She's off to Vegas to help Bolthouse open their Nevada extension of the club Hyde in the Sahara casino. Her boss's boss Sam Nazarian asks, "Is your boyfriend going to lose his mind when he finds out you're in Vegas?" Find out, after the jump!

We can only hope, since unbeknownst to her, back at the ranch Stephanie is kicking out her loser brother after weeks of him living on her couch. (Couldn't he move East and live at the Palace with Chuck Bass?) With nowhere to go, apparently, Spencer uses his never-surrendered keys to his old apartment, only to find his ex-fiancee isn't there. And can we just say, the thought of an ex-boyfriend secretly crashing at our place really upgrades Spencer from "full of crap" to "supercreep."

Meanwhile, at the house of Lauren, Lo and Audrina--hereafter known as the Chatheau (sound it out)--all is not well! Even though the girls have barely moved in, Audrina is already feeling left out of the fun. Her source of tension, surprisingly, is Lo, whom Audrina cleverly calls out (albeit to JustinBobby) because she always "turns her head or rolls her eyes or texts on her phone" when they're having a Bonding Moment.

We actually see Lo do all three of these things when she and Lauren go to a recording session Audrina's working on with Alkaline Trio (So 1998!) and Lo acts like a bratty 5-year-old. (Sorry, Lo. We still heart you.)

Also, Lauren and Lo went out and got a puppy for the house from a shelter and Lo squealed, "In puppy day care she's going to be like, 'I have two mommies!'" Two's company, but three's a crowd. It sure is a cute puppy though.

Next week: Spencer decides to chase Heidi to Vegas and right into a business dinner, Audrina gives up after 10 minutes of living in the Chatheau and Lauren does some crying. Also, Whitney! Come back, Whitney! Stop being so sensible so you can get more screen time!

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