Gossip Girl: Now You Know How Vanessa Hudgens Feels
Previously: Serena made nice with Georgina while Blair made nice with her main Yale competition. Boring, weird Vanessa hooked up with pretty Nate. And Jenny's new love interest Asher may make her feel less hatred for Blair. Meanwhile, we hoped for a Cinco de Mayo-themed episode just in time for "somebody" to come out.
So, this is the episode we've all been waiting for, where "someone comes out." Well, if you hadn't read all the spoilers, it was Eric van der Woodsen, who met a nice boy named Asher when he was in the psychiatric hospital. When Asher got out he would still make out with Eric, but he wanted a beard so he picked up sweet little Jenny.
Unfortunately, Jenny only finds all this out at the Upper East Side party she throws with Asher's help--and only because Blair steals Asher's phone and sends all his private texts to Gossip Girl. J throws in the towel and resigns herself to being a Brooklyn outcast, outclassed at last.
How does all this get out? Georgina, who's nothing but evil, which makes her the Prep of the Ep. This week she outed Eric to his mom and sister at the dinner table and sent Serena a copy of a horrifying video we don't ever get to see.
When Serena is re-introduced to Georgina as Dan's new friend "Sarah," she is forced to play along with the ridiculous scheme, lest Dan and everyone find out what's on that tape. So what's on that tape? Blair finds out from Serena at the end of the episode: She killed someone. OMG! Only two more episodes left this season!
Btw, inappropriate/newsy aside of the week: Lily is working on a seating chart for her wedding and calls out, "Make sure Mr. [former Governor Elliot] Spitzer is as far away from Serena as possible!" Now now, we know he likes brunettes!
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