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Gossip Girl Travel: We're the Non-Judging Breakfast Club

5/13/2008 at 8:50 AM
Tags: Television Travel, TV Travel, Gossip-Girl-Map, Gossip Girl, Best Show Ever, Leighton Meester (all tags)

Previously: Georgina was evil, Georgina was evil, Georgina was totally evil. Also, Erik Van der Woodsen came out and Serena killed somebody.

This week we got the story behind Serena's 11th-hour confession, and oh boy, show, you have outdone yourself this time! We could never have predicted that the dirty dealings would go all the way back to the pilot. Genius!

So when Serena says she killed a guy, she's exaggerating a little. After the wild wedding at which she and Nate coupled, S. met Georgina at a hotel with their friend Pete. G. had planned to tape Pete and Serena having sex, but before they could, Pete overdosed. Serena called the paramedics while she was leaving, but they couldn't revive him.

S. skipped town and convinced her mom to send her to boarding school to cover up the big secret. But Georgina still has the tape--which includes some steamy footage of Serena and Pete making out--and is trying to blackmail Serena with it. Her plan falls apart when Blair stages an intervention.

Unfortunately this could not stop the kudzu-like evil of Georgina from spreading. Where did this atrocious photo come from? Your answer, after the jump.

During Blair's intervention, Dan stopped by but Serena told him she had cheated on him the night before (which turned out to be untrue). With a dismissive, "I'm done," Dan splits and is consoled by Georgina as "Sarah." When Nate, Chuck and the gang go out to Queens to confront Georgina--watching Rufus' band (and Lisa Loeb!) in a "Sounds of the '90s" showcase--she escapes with Dan and confesses she's been falling for him.

That means no Prep of the Ep this week, for we are heartbroken.

Oh, and while Lily was running around all crazy and skipping out on her rehearsal dinner she, too, went out to Queens to see Rufus. Get the Emmy engraved, here's the winning dialogue: