Don't let your brother emotionally intimidate you, throw his butt off your couch! That's right, Spencer announces the beginning of "Operation Get Heidi Back At All Costs" from the inauspicious perch of his sister's couch. He does however point out that it's kind of mean of her to make him sleep in the living room when she "has two bedrooms and one of them is just for clothes."
Anyway, Heidi pulls a full betrayal act because Stephanie is "like a sister to me" and Stephanie tries to get at what Spencer and Heidi did to make LC cut them off. They make up and go clubbing at Vice (6364 Hollywood Blvd.), where they run into Audrina and Heidi attempts to make up for a year of putting Spencer first.
Heidi's advice about LC eerily mirrors what Brody tells LC at their truce-tastic meeting at Toast (8221 W. 3rd St). He says Spencer and Heidi "are always planning on some scheme," which makes us think they are actually Pinky and the Brain with a lot of plastic surgery.
LC also tells Audrina the same thing about Heidi, which makes us think there's some kind of suspicion serum in the water. Also, Whitney's job makes Lauren jealous even though her new boss is kind of crazytown over LA Fashion Week.
Next week: LC cheats on Teen Vogue, and Spencer cheats on whatever he and Heidi have left!
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