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Where in the World Is Miley Cyrus?

April 30, 2008 at 8:45 AM | by egw | 3 Comments

Normally we don't care about the whereabouts of teen entertainer Miley Cyrus. But since the uproar over some pictures in "Vanity Fair," in which Cyrus was posed with her front covered but with her shoulders and back bare, Disney executives are hiding their star property until the furor blows over. "They're trying to keep her contained," an anonymous higher-up was quoted as saying in the New York Post:

The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months.

If you've got a teenager with her own crowd of paparazzi, where do you put her for six months? If we were Disney's travel agent, we would present three options: Winter cruise in Antarctica, intense yoga training in rural India or foreign-policy seminar wherever Dick Cheney goes when he's in his "undisclosed location." (Oman?) Anywhere else, and someone will find her and demand she explain a slightly risque photo shoot with one of America's most renowned photographers which included a shot less scandalous than the ones which have leaked out of her personal album.

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[Photo: The Superficial]

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  1. fitzthecat

    Jaunted Member

    Miley

    Six months, huh. Well, for at least a third of that time school might just be an option. Radical, I know, but an option nevertheless.
    April 30, 2008 at 11:43 AM
  1. DragonflyDreaming

    Jaunted Member

    Miley II

    Heh, Fitz, that was just what I was thinking right along with the comment 'the press has way, way, WAY too much time on their hands' - - seriously, A.L is one of the world's best photographers, I'm pretty sure she was giving Miley the cross-over from teen pop star to young woman, Miley and her family have been saying their aiming for. One person cried foul (prude, I might add, it was the girl's back for f**k's sake) and all of sudden they are porn shots. Gimme a break.
    April 30, 2008 at 12:22 PM
  1. DragonflyDreaming

    Jaunted Member

    Back to school for me too apparently

    "their aiming for" - - * shudders * THEY'RE aiming for. Wet noodle me, please.
    April 30, 2008 at 12:24 PM

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