Where in the World Is Miley Cyrus?
Normally we don't care about the whereabouts of teen entertainer Miley Cyrus. But since the uproar over some pictures in "Vanity Fair," in which Cyrus was posed with her front covered but with her shoulders and back bare, Disney executives are hiding their star property until the furor blows over. "They're trying to keep her contained," an anonymous higher-up was quoted as saying in the New York Post:
The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months.
If you've got a teenager with her own crowd of paparazzi, where do you put her for six months? If we were Disney's travel agent, we would present three options: Winter cruise in Antarctica, intense yoga training in rural India or foreign-policy seminar wherever Dick Cheney goes when he's in his "undisclosed location." (Oman?) Anywhere else, and someone will find her and demand she explain a slightly risque photo shoot with one of America's most renowned photographers which included a shot less scandalous than the ones which have leaked out of her personal album.
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[Photo: The Superficial]
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