So, Obama is Virgin America because his thing is change--but he doesn't have a lot of experience. That makes Clinton--an established player recovering from the slings and arrows of just a few years ago--United.
No wait, he's Skybus and she's Aloha because they're both stumbling right now. OK, fine, we're out of terrible metaphors for the Democratic presidential primary.
Whatever airline suits 'em best, the candidates are off to Indiana for the May 6 primary, so when in Indianapolis, hide out here:
Paradise Bakery and Cafe :: Indulge your wandering eyes--wandering over the double fudge brownies and 24 carrot cake, that is. 9510 N. Meridian St.
Slippery Noodle :: Enjoy a lunch a deux ou a trois at the self-proclaimed "oldest bar in Indianapolis." 372 S. Meridian St.
IMA Cafe :: Does your local art museum offer bellinis served by cute waiters? Unlikely! 4000 Michigan Rd.
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