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Ecuador Field Trip: Trying to Get off the Ground

Where: Ecuador
March 10, 2008 at 2:00 PM | by The Lost Girl | 1 Comment

When I traveled around the world with two girlfriends last year, the three of us often relied on dumb luck and the kindness of strangers to get us from point A to B safely. And if we missed a bus or a flight was delayed? No harm, no foul--after all, we had 12 months to accomplish our globe-lapping mission, right?

But that ease-of-attitude drastically changes when you're planning an eight-day trip to Ecuador with a new boyfriend. My method for making sure everything went right was to carefully plan every detail so that nothing could possibly go wrong. Which, of course, was the fastest way to ensure that everything did.

As dominoes toppled, I struggled to maintain the new girlfriend illusion that I'm a fun, lighthearted traveler--and not a thoroughly seasoned, take-no-bullshit road warrior. In the end, all pretenses went to pot and bitchy won out. My top four travel snafus--and solutions for next time--after the jump.

Travel Snafu #1: No ride to JFK
Despite impeccable directions, the Dial 7 car service I'd pre-ordered to take us to the airport at 5 am never showed. After 30 minutes of escalating panic--and several choice words to the dispatcher--Jeff and I tore off into the predawn darkness searching for alternate transportation.

Solution for next time: Order three cars and just take the first one that shows up.

Travel Snafu #2: Check-in mayhem
After tracking down an overpriced ride, we arrived at the international terminal to find a line at the Avianca desk so long, it looked like an American Idol general casting call. We decided to wait our turn, as patiently as possible. As 90 minutes turned into less than 30, I finally broke down grabbed the lone Spanish-speaking Avianca ticket helper and frantically told him that we were going to miss our flight if we weren't allowed to move up.

Solution for next time: Jump on the shorter, faster business class line and feign surprise that I'm actually holding a coach class ticket.

Travel Snafu #3: Overbooked flight
With 20 minutes till departure, we were standing in front of a ticket agent who peered at us apologetically and said, "Oh yes, I am sorry, but we have overbooked your plane and you cannot go today. Every airline reserves the right to overbook the flight by 3 percent, and everyone else has checked in. You'll just have to go tomorrow." With that, I erupted into sobs, and moved away from the counter, afraid of doing something illegal to the ticket agent.

Solution for next time: Actually, I wouldn't change a thing. True, is wasn't an empowered female move, but tears virtually never fail. The guy called a supervisor who somehow squeezed us on the flight.

Travel Snafu #4: Missing boarding passes
Snatching our tickets, we tore off through security and barely made the flight. We later realized that the ticket agent had neglected to print our connecting boarding passes, requiring us to go through immigration in Colombia, exit the terminal and try to explain our situation (in Spanish) to a reservation agent in Bogotá.

Solution for next time: Not much to be done here--all bets (and temper tantrums) are basically off once you're in South America. We followed the rules, got our tickets and finally made it to Ecuador on our flight--after another two hour delay, of course. The day's silver lining? The airline managed not to lose our luggage. Now that's lucky.

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· Jaunted Field Trips [Jaunted]
· Ecuador Travel coverage [Jaunted]

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  1. djk

    Jaunted Member

    Dial 7 is a joke

    "Order three cars and just take the first one that shows up."

    This might be the only way you have a chance with Dial 7. I'd even give them a few extra points if they could at least have a dispatcher call you to let you know that your car is in Montana/broken down on the L.I.E./involved in a police chase/being rerouted to pick up Richard Branson and Elvis at EWR. But their favorite move is to just let the trusting among us sit and wonder WTF is going on until we get pissed enough to call them.

    March 10, 2008 at 3:22 PM

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