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The Five Stages Of Flight Delays

December 22, 2008 at 9:50 AM | by egw | 2 Comments

Some of us are going to LaGuardia Airport again this morning to attempt to break through Airport Hell and make it home in time for Christmas. After our Friday travel nightmare we'd rather have taken a covered wagon home, but a weekend's perspective and all the wine in the house have allowed us to put things in perspective.

With apologies to Elisabeth Kübler-Ross, we present our five stages:

Denial, before you've even gotten to the airport. Even though it snows every December, and airports always shut down when it happens, I'm totally fine. (Or: Since my flight home last year was a nightmare, this year's going to be great--just you watch!)

Depression. Compounded when gate agents warn you to stay in the gate area to inform you of delays--and the only news is "we're going to be delayed for a while."

Anger, at the gate agents. What do you mean, "They haven't even started plowing yet" at my destination? Who's running the show over there?

Depression, with actual crying by adults. If occurring around Christmas, may also include skipping songs on your iPod like "I'll Be Home For Christmas," "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" or "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)." Stupid songs about holiday abandonment.

Seemingly irrepressible anger. Stupid person behind me in line at ticketing! If you run your Smarte-Carte into me one more time I'm going to punch you!

Swearing you're never going to fly again. Come on, who are you kidding? This is a travel website. If we could stop, we wouldn't be here.

Bargaining. How about you rebook me on the next flight and throw in a three-martini lunch for my troubles? No? Uh, how about just rebooking me then?

Resignation. Maybe the couch and the first season of "Weeds" are better than US Weekly and gate B18.

Returning to the airport. Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more!

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  1. sgvisuals

    Jaunted Member

    so incredibly true.

    Even down to the adults crying... I had to fly out of ROC that morning to ORD. however, they canceled my first flight out of ROC and switched me on to a flight to LGA. the flight that i should have been on out of LGA should have left at 2:00, which got delayed to 4 something and then eventually to 6:05. 10 minutes before take off (even before boarding) they had canceled that flight. Airplane hell at its finest. And let me tell you about the ticket agents telling me I couldn't fly out until MONDAY. It finally ended up that I got out of there two miserable hours later. Hopefully others heading to ORD had luck as well. I'm praying to whatever force is out there that I don't have to fly out there again, or it'll result in doom for all involved.
    December 23, 2008 at 11:59 PM
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  1. sgvisuals

    Jaunted Member

    btw:

    thanks for using my picture!
    December 24, 2008 at 12:00 AM
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