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Is this what domestic bliss looks like?

LC also made the bad judgment call of telling Stephanie, who went home and tattled to her brother, saying of LC's decision, "Who says no to a homeless person?" The answer, of course, is Spencer, who goes on to call Holly the "Mooch of the Century," call Heidi's mom "Stalker Mom" and declare that Holly and LC living together was due to LC's karma. Oh, Spencer, you go on with your psycho self. Meanwhile, Heidi has been moping around the house in one of Oprah's favorite things.

But Spencer's not allowed to be crazy around Heidi's work any more, because yes, she got her job back after groveling to Sam Nazarian, who takes her back to work on a hotel project on a trial basis. "The Spencer thing I don't even get, but that's your own problem," he says, and while it would be weird if our bosses did that in real life, we completely agree with the straight shootin' in this case. It makes no effect on his employee, but at least she leaves behind the sweater cape.

Our sister HotelChatter says Heidi's probably bound for the SLS Hotel, which just opened in Los Angeles. Check out their tour.

Meanwhile, as if to emphasize the space between her storyline and everyone else's, Audrina goes to Venice Beach with Justinbobby to visit "his side" of town. In case you've never been, that's the side of town where people have both a surfboard and a skateboard on their persons. Justin is still resisting moving in, leading to Audrina to half-heartedly complain about him and then sigh with a, "But... I don't know. He'll always be my number one."

Our number-one question this week: What is Audrina's tattoo? Is that Strawberry Shortcake? A Grateful Dead bear being eaten by Seymour? A pepper not found in nature? The internet tells us it's an apple with a snake around it. We like the pepper better.

Next week: Audrina finds out Lauren slept with Justinbobby. Straw poll, who thinks she really did it? And if so, what hat was he wearing at the time?

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